He doesn't have cable,
this is partially true. I have an unlocked cable modem, but no cable TV. OTA broadcasts are sufficient for me.
he doesn't really have any furniture.
this is untrue. I just have 3 rooms worth of furniture in a 6 room house.
He doesn't dress ..... expensively.
this is partially true. I have the clothing, in my closet, from when I decided to dress well (and did, for 3 or 4 months). I'll pick up some of those shirts you recommended to me, though.
I want a penny pincher make over.
Didn't you get that awesome red dress this weekend for cheap?
Besides, I don't think I'm a penny-pincher. I'll spend money just fine, when it's worthwhile to do so.
