My exboyfriend would come over drunk and we'd have sex for hours. I would have to put a "be back later" sign on my vagina after while.
The only trouble with getting a new tattoo is that it makes you want more new tattoos.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
I'd be happy to tattoo you if i can stretch my nut skin over your eyes.
Think big, brah.
New current tattoo thought- I would like to get, "Hell is other people" tattooed on the old right arm.