tell her if she goes to spain youll burn her house down, nothing says love like a blackened pile of rubble that used to be her parents and all her possessions
The only trouble with getting a new tattoo is that it makes you want more new tattoos.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
I'd be happy to tattoo you if i can stretch my nut skin over your eyes.
Think big, brah.
New current tattoo thought- I would like to get, "Hell is other people" tattooed on the old right arm.