One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
so where's the part when the government comes in?
The last time I had a wet dream I was 14. I seriously wet the bed, it freaked me out, and I haven't had one ever since.
Errr...i think i'm "frigid" ~i can (and DO) have orgasms, but only if masturbating or dreaming.i've had one Big 0, with one person,and almost got there with my first husband.Other than that, i can have multiple 0's, but only by myself.Most 0's in one "session" = 9 ~but only because i got tired and fell asleep.(Please don't be too shocked ~ i quit taking Zoloft, and all of a sudden, i have a sex drive, again! )Well, and after 3, they start to diminish in intensity, and are harder to achieve.
"Women...if there's something that really gets you off, makes you come.....How about FILLING US IN, HUH? How about giving us a little INFORMATION to work with?[crowd laughs and cheers]. What are we, on an Easter Egg hunt? Tell us what YOU WANT! We will DO it! Will we do it guys? [Men cheer and applaud] WE WILL DO IT! Don't tell your sister...or your mom...or your hairdresser. Tell US! We will f*****g do it! We're the ones who f**k you!...;-D....
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Quote from: 13chemicals on July 26, 2009, 04:50:48 AMThe last time I had a wet dream I was 14. I seriously wet the bed, it freaked me out, and I haven't had one ever since.five alarm squirter
Oh, my ex did it and I thought it was the hottest thing in the world. She also had a complex about it, she was all apologizing every time and I was like why the fuck are you apologizing? That shit is hawt.