Do other women have wet dreams?

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I dont think Ive had one in a really long time... No idea what I'm dreaming about since I never remember... I just wake up and it's happening.

I wonder what the correlation to regular sex and orgasm while asleep is?

As a side note, I love the oral wake up call

I dreamed about a wheel chair bound woman recently. She kept following me around saying I could stick my tongue in her mouth.
So eventually I did. The end.

She was pretty hot though, blond and she had on a blue dress.

so where's the part when the government comes in?

i can hit multiple's (most = 9), but only while masterbating, and after so many, they start diminishing in intensity.

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Fuck.

The last time I had a wet dream I was 14.  I seriously wet the bed, it freaked me out, and I haven't had one ever since.

so where's the part when the government comes in?

Maybe the entire dream occurred from a third person viewpoint, so he was watching himself and wheel chair lady from the government's hidden cameras!

The last time I had a wet dream I was 14.  I seriously wet the bed, it freaked me out, and I haven't had one ever since.

five alarm squirter

No shit, my workshop is on fire. Quick, rub one out.

Errr...

i think i'm "frigid" ~

i can (and DO) have orgasms, but only if masturbating or dreaming.

i've had one Big 0, with one person,

and almost got there with my first husband.

Other than that, i can have

multiple 0's, but only by myself.

Most 0's in one "session" = 9 ~

but only because i got tired and fell asleep.

(Please don't be too shocked ~ i quit taking Zoloft, and all of a sudden, i have a sex drive, again! )

Well, and after 3, they start to diminish in intensity, and are harder to achieve.

"Women...if there's something that really gets you off, makes you come.....How about FILLING US IN, HUH? How about giving us a little INFORMATION to work with?[crowd laughs and cheers]. What are we, on an Easter Egg hunt? Tell us what YOU WANT! We will DO it! Will we do it guys? [Men cheer and applaud] WE WILL DO IT! Don't tell your sister...or your mom...or your hairdresser. Tell US! We will f*****g do it! We're the ones who f**k you!...;-D....

http://www.efukt.com/20518_Orgasm_Ruined_By_2_Assholes.html

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

great thread, extra marks for originality. Look forward to reading updates a few days hence

The last time I had a wet dream I was 14.  I seriously wet the bed, it freaked me out, and I haven't had one ever since.

five alarm squirter

I know a lady who produces enough to have to mop up the floor afterwards. It's amazing.

http://www.redtube.com/6004

wasn't that the chick that went off like a firehose in some kinda radio show or something?  The vid before was on the old board....

Cytheria FTW

ALWAYS in this type of discussion ...

I thought I peed the bed.  I have never squirted before in my life, and I don't really think it would be hot.  I would def. have a complex about it if I did.

Oh, my ex did it and I thought it was the hottest thing in the world.  She also had a complex about it, she was all apologizing every time and I was like why the fuck are you apologizing?  That shit is hawt.

Oh, my ex did it and I thought it was the hottest thing in the world.  She also had a complex about it, she was all apologizing every time and I was like why the fuck are you apologizing?  That shit is hawt.

Word.

Simulateous G-spot and oral-clitoral stimulation. Take the shot in the face. Then wonder why women don't like taking the facial.

This is the real mystery of life.

You don't like taking the shot to the face?

From a woman, I love it. From a man, I wouldn't know.

I'm half a step from quoteboxing the last few posts because they'd be funny out of context ...

NOT the type of "wetness" i meant...

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It's what I'M talking about!

Taking a shot from a woman? I drink it all down from her.

That post coupled with that screen name and the pictures you posted......is creepy.

I am who I am and I get off on life. I have been called creepy plenty of times and it has only stung once or twice. This is not one of those times.