I've been the other dude a couple of times.

Once on purpose, and once without my knowledge.

If a person wants variety, why get married in the first place?

edited for succintness

Half of all marriages end in divorce, so what's the point of getting married?  Just have a promise ceremony or do what I am going to do and get married when I'm all dried up and old.

Marriage is evil, and must be crushed.

Half of all marriages end in divorce

Yeah, and the rest end in death!

Either way, it's not pretty ...

call me crazy, but, I'm going to chase that marriage dream.

Marriage is not the problem. Selfish and weak-willed people getting married is the problem.

True... or people marry whomever they are with despite things being clearly dysfunctional thinking that they can change them, or that a big party and some vows will suddenly make things better.

Or worse yet, people marry because they think they can do no better, or they are fearing age, or loneliness.

Still, marrying to fix any of those problems beats the shit outta having kids to fix any of those problems.

absolutely!

Doomed to failure = when people push their insecurities and emotional swings onto others, including trying to be "in the right" on every discussion.

Marriage is evil, and must be crushed.

Thrash couldn't get married because he's too big of a flake.

Thrash couldn't get married because he's too big of an alcoholic and would forget her name.

fixed.

Both of those statements are equally true ...
... odd

She raised her flushed, sweat-covered face from the pillow and whispered hoarsely, "put it in my ass..."

Good times.

She whispered hoarsely because she smokes two packs a day...

No actually she was whispering hoarsely because I'd just given her about 9 screaming orgasms.

Well, there's that too ...

No, not only did that one not smoke, she was so anti-smoking that I didn't light up around her for the entire 5 years I knew her whether we were together or not.

She whispered hoarsely because she smokes two packs a day...

If she started smoking that much, you gotta slow down and use a better lubricant..

She whispered hoarsely because she smokes two packs a day...

Yet another aspect of life where men get the better deal. A man smokes two packs a day for forty years and gets a manly rasp. Then cancer.

A woman smokes two packs a day for forty years and sounds like she spent 35 of those years deep-throating dicks wrapped with barbed wire and sprinkled with asbestos for fun in between taking it wherever for cigarette money. Then cancer.

She whispered hoarsely because she smokes two packs a day...

Yet another aspect of life where men get the better deal. A man smokes two packs a day for forty years and gets a manly rasp. Then cancer.

A woman smokes two packs a day for forty years and sounds like she spent 35 of those years deep-throating dicks wrapped with barbed wire and sprinkled with asbestos for fun in between taking it wherever for cigarette money. Then cancer.

Yeah, right, like you don't just MELT when you hear Angie Harmon speak!

NEXT!