oh snap!

I then write back that if they have a problem then they can tell me to my face

Funny, I just said that to someone the other day (to their face) and they bitched out.

Chad doesn't count.

Well you're not 50 and you don't have far too many cats. Someone already doing that routine here...

Huh? Whoever can you be speaking of?

fuktards  


However, Zoomie gets 1 HB pt for subtracting 5 years from my age!

I was referring to Tru, Fyre. Sometimes, just sometimes, it's not all about you.

I was referring to Tru, Fyre. Sometimes, just sometimes, it's not all about you.

hmmm...

<~ thinking


Nah!  Or, at least, i can't think of a time...


And i was sort of proud of my "L-G-type" response...  wahhhhhhhhh!

It takes time to craft the perfect "L-G" type response.  That is why chat should not be used, especially by you.

It takes time to craft the perfect "L-G" type response.  That is why chat should not be used, especially by you.

Ah, so.

Hey, does this mean i can quit turning on all these flippin' messenger progs, waiting for some of y'all to chat with me?  'Cuz they're a pain in the ass...

Yea, you should probably stop doing that.

Yea, you should probably stop doing that.

And speaking of the which ~

am i going to have to hire an army of detectives to hunt you down, or will you provide me with a REAL addy, for my next trip to Austin?

rofl

Doesn't it just SUCK when weird folks like you?

Oh shit, you're coming to our part of the world? There are 4 of us in Austin.

Oh shit, you're coming to our part of the world? There are 4 of us in Austin.

i lived in Austin, drove for Cap Metro, was a straight arrow, and actually have friends there.

Now that i KNOW there are 4 of y'all, i'm expecting a PAR-TAY!!!

You are older than my mother, I don't know if I can hang out with a grandma hipster.

consider it looking into your future

I hope not. Fuck.

You are older than my mother, I don't know if I can hang out with a grandma hipster.

Yet and still,

you're intrigued...

We'll meet, girlfriend.

We're both just peeps.

so excited for those pictures. sasha looking bored in the corner with some fucked up old lady giving baggy a toothless blowjob. lucas is the cameraman, of course, probably vomiting between snapshots.

Stop it, you're getting us all excited!

oh is that what landed on my leg? Krsnas cock? I thought it was a fly.


wokka wokka

Likely a squirt of the heroin...

The first taste is always free.

Where do I sign up for said toothless blowjob?

so excited for those pictures. sasha looking bored in the corner with some fucked up old lady giving baggy a toothless blowjob. lucas is the cameraman, of course, probably vomiting between snapshots.

Poor thang!

Well, if you might consider joining us?

Maybe he'd be spewing instead of, well, spewing chunks.

Sound like a plan?


Oh, yeah.  i'm not actually toothless.  i'm only SEMI-toothless until i can get myself a set of wooden, whittled two-fers!

Any of y'all into knife carving? ...

Oh, yeah, and i've been known to bite, on more than one occasion ...

please stop.

on topic: i felt so very validated the other night at work, when...

witness douchebag cook flirting shamelessly with little bulgarian hottie (i love that when I type 'hottie' my phone always suggests the word 'hogtie'). another co-worker catches me roll my eyes at them as i pass. she catches up to me to tell me how gross she thinks it is that after working at now a fourth restaurant with this guy, (the first dating back to ten years ago) he is always sleeping with somebody at each place, and everyone always knows it.

fucking piece of shit philanderer and his ghetto hootch wifey tryin' to make ME feel bad?! how dare you.   

Solution: Snap a pic with your iPhone of him every time he flirts with someone. Make a webpage.

Solution: Snap a pic with your iPhone of him every time he flirts with someone. Make a webpage.

Zoomie, why is stalking your solution to every problem in life?

He fights fire with fire.

It's what I do. Accept me.

It's what I do. Accept me.

...and if I don't, you'll stalk me.

Nah. Brook already doesn't like me much, I don't want to get into a turf war...

Oh, she likes you just fine.

It's when you put on the sycophant act that her panties get bunched up!

edit:  (and not in the "bunched-up-then-stuffed-in-the-mouth" kind of way)