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There are people here who steal bikes from hipsters and then sell them on Craigslist.  My friend used to punch hipster kids and take their Ipods.  Hipsters are easy to steal from.
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It's like taking candy from an 18-35 year old baby.
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I never thought about how easy it would be to mug hipsters, but now that I think about it yeah... Like, it's probably really hard to fight back when you're under-nourished and wearing women's pants.


Facebook, and Work Gossip(Read 24318 times)
Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #30 on: August 17, 2009, 07:56:56 PM
oh snap!

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I then write back that if they have a problem then they can tell me to my face

Funny, I just said that to someone the other day (to their face) and they bitched out.



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #31 on: August 17, 2009, 07:59:48 PM
Chad doesn't count.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #32 on: August 17, 2009, 08:58:46 PM
Well you're not 50 and you don't have far too many cats. Someone already doing that routine here...

Huh? Whoever can you be speaking of?

fuktards   :P


However, Zoomie gets 1 HB pt for subtracting 5 years from my age!
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Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #33 on: August 17, 2009, 09:12:24 PM
I was referring to Tru, Fyre. Sometimes, just sometimes, it's not all about you.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #34 on: August 17, 2009, 09:44:31 PM
I was referring to Tru, Fyre. Sometimes, just sometimes, it's not all about you.

hmmm...

<~ thinking


Nah!  Or, at least, i can't think of a time...


And i was sort of proud of my "L-G-type" response...  wahhhhhhhhh!
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Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #35 on: August 18, 2009, 12:41:13 AM
It takes time to craft the perfect "L-G" type response.  That is why chat should not be used, especially by you.



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #36 on: August 18, 2009, 01:27:28 AM
It takes time to craft the perfect "L-G" type response.  That is why chat should not be used, especially by you.

Ah, so.

Hey, does this mean i can quit turning on all these flippin' messenger progs, waiting for some of y'all to chat with me?  'Cuz they're a pain in the ass...
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Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #37 on: August 19, 2009, 02:02:30 AM
Yea, you should probably stop doing that.



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #38 on: August 19, 2009, 07:51:13 PM
Yea, you should probably stop doing that.

And speaking of the which ~

am i going to have to hire an army of detectives to hunt you down, or will you provide me with a REAL addy, for my next trip to Austin?

rofl

Doesn't it just SUCK when weird folks like you?
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Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #39 on: August 20, 2009, 01:06:39 AM
Oh shit, you're coming to our part of the world? There are 4 of us in Austin.



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #40 on: August 20, 2009, 01:09:33 AM
Oh shit, you're coming to our part of the world? There are 4 of us in Austin.

i lived in Austin, drove for Cap Metro, was a straight arrow, and actually have friends there.

Now that i KNOW there are 4 of y'all, i'm expecting a PAR-TAY!!!
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Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #41 on: August 20, 2009, 02:12:35 AM
You are older than my mother, I don't know if I can hang out with a grandma hipster.



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #42 on: August 20, 2009, 02:43:22 AM
consider it looking into your future
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #43 on: August 20, 2009, 03:11:43 AM
I hope not. Fuck.



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #44 on: August 20, 2009, 05:57:29 AM
You are older than my mother, I don't know if I can hang out with a grandma hipster.

Yet and still,

you're intrigued...

We'll meet, girlfriend.

We're both just peeps.
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Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #45 on: August 20, 2009, 10:19:02 AM
so excited for those pictures. sasha looking bored in the corner with some fucked up old lady giving baggy a toothless blowjob. lucas is the cameraman, of course, probably vomiting between snapshots.



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #46 on: August 20, 2009, 10:20:41 AM
Stop it, you're getting us all excited!
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #47 on: August 20, 2009, 05:50:05 PM
oh is that what landed on my leg? Krsnas cock? I thought it was a fly.


wokka wokka



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #48 on: August 20, 2009, 06:35:03 PM
Likely a squirt of the heroin...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #49 on: August 20, 2009, 06:48:45 PM
The first taste is always free.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #50 on: August 20, 2009, 10:54:30 PM
Where do I sign up for said toothless blowjob?



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #51 on: August 21, 2009, 12:25:57 AM
so excited for those pictures. sasha looking bored in the corner with some fucked up old lady giving baggy a toothless blowjob. lucas is the cameraman, of course, probably vomiting between snapshots.

Poor thang!

Well, if you might consider joining us?

Maybe he'd be spewing instead of, well, spewing chunks.

Sound like a plan?


Oh, yeah.  i'm not actually toothless.  i'm only SEMI-toothless until i can get myself a set of wooden, whittled two-fers!

Any of y'all into knife carving? ...

Oh, yeah, and i've been known to bite, on more than one occasion ...
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Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #52 on: August 21, 2009, 11:59:01 AM
please stop.

on topic: i felt so very validated the other night at work, when...

witness douchebag cook flirting shamelessly with little bulgarian hottie (i love that when I type 'hottie' my phone always suggests the word 'hogtie'). another co-worker catches me roll my eyes at them as i pass. she catches up to me to tell me how gross she thinks it is that after working at now a fourth restaurant with this guy, (the first dating back to ten years ago) he is always sleeping with somebody at each place, and everyone always knows it.

fucking piece of shit philanderer and his ghetto hootch wifey tryin' to make ME feel bad?! how dare you.   



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #53 on: August 21, 2009, 12:09:24 PM
Solution: Snap a pic with your iPhone of him every time he flirts with someone. Make a webpage.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #54 on: August 21, 2009, 01:01:06 PM
Solution: Snap a pic with your iPhone of him every time he flirts with someone. Make a webpage.

Zoomie, why is stalking your solution to every problem in life?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #55 on: August 21, 2009, 01:06:14 PM
He fights fire with fire.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #56 on: August 21, 2009, 02:17:09 PM
It's what I do. Accept me.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #57 on: August 21, 2009, 05:24:38 PM
It's what I do. Accept me.

...and if I don't, you'll stalk me.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #58 on: August 21, 2009, 06:32:54 PM
Nah. Brook already doesn't like me much, I don't want to get into a turf war...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Facebook, and Work Gossip Reply #59 on: August 21, 2009, 09:03:04 PM
Oh, she likes you just fine.

It's when you put on the sycophant act that her panties get bunched up!

edit:  (and not in the "bunched-up-then-stuffed-in-the-mouth" kind of way)
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Like yours.  Only different.