please stop.
on topic: i felt so very validated the other night at work, when...
witness douchebag cook flirting shamelessly with little bulgarian hottie (i love that when I type 'hottie' my phone always suggests the word 'hogtie'). another co-worker catches me roll my eyes at them as i pass. she catches up to me to tell me how gross she thinks it is that after working at now a fourth restaurant with this guy, (the first dating back to ten years ago) he is always sleeping with somebody at each place, and everyone always knows it.
fucking piece of shit philanderer and his ghetto hootch wifey tryin' to make ME feel bad?! how dare you.