Burn, I have been telling my co-workers FOREVER that flu shots are a ploy by the government to inject everybody with sort of kill-switch nano-bots. So if there is ever another civil war, or breakout of mass chaos they push GO and the kill-switches activate, killing whatever percentage of the population has flu shots.

How do they stay powered for such an indefinite amount of time, when your cell phone needs to be recharged weekly?

Glucose powered fuel-cells.

Or this: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/08/03/1059849278131.html

Oh man, dont start that intelligent design bullshit again...

Early symptoms were dry coughing (whuch may have been unrelated, I smoke like a train... on fire.) for a couple days then an immediated fever and flu symptoms. Ache, headache lowgrade fever temp of 100.7. Within 24 hours temp was 103.1. Ive NEVER had a headache with the flu like this one was. Horrible. I was paceing at the ER because it hurt too much to sit still.

Basically, if you have flu symptoms this early in the year its like a 90 percent chance its the swine flu. Lasted about a week but the cough is still around.

pix of nurses pls

thx

And she's British so you know she's flouride free!

thx

The UK now has fluoride in the water.

Wow. When did that happen?

They started talking about it back in 03, its been in water since 07 i think. It's not the whole country about 15% have it added to the suppy, theres a whole bunch that have it naturally anyway.

oh, and councils can say no to it.

no to healthy teeth!

Fluoride is not for swallowing, it is for spitting...

Our water does not have fluoride, my dentist said so.

you have to get it again in 5 years. 

what?? i never heard that.

I think they put fluoride in the water in London in the early 80's. I remember hearing something about it turning everyone's teeth yellow. At least that's my excuse.

hmm, a vaccine is supposed to be coming out just for H1N1.
Thoughts?

Obama is Kenyan and this vaccine is design to bend your minds to his rule

That is racist.  Black presidents are the most racist thing ever. 

When I had braces I was told to specifically get a mouthwash with fluoride.
But like Mae said, spitting.

Mello is a racist bitch for painting her living room white.... mostly white

Mello is a racist bitch for wearing white after labor day.... mostly white. I can't wait to see what she wears to her wedding.

FIXED

Red.

i thought swine flu was over, and made up

but when everyone got scared at first my work gave out masks with our paychecks

You can also pick up a box of 'em at any pharmacy ~ WalGreens's, WalMart, like that ~

as well as gloves, latex free or not.

If you DO need to cough, or sneeze?

Do it into your shirt sleeve ~

less transference, air-borne AND physical contact, between you and everything you've touched, AND between you and everything you're GOING to touch on your way to wash your hands after each sneeze/cough.

Use those anti-bacterial wipes on everything you touch, including drawer handles, light switches, door knobs, EVERYTHING.

Use either anti-bac wipes or gel stuff on your hands, frequently.

Wash your hands, for 15 seconds (sing the A-B-C song ~ that's approximately 15 secs), scrubbing between your fingers, the folds in the knuckles of your fingers, scratch the palm of one hand with the fingernails of the other, to insure THEIR cleanliness, then rinse and dry.

Call my orifice in the morning, and my fee is Chest Shots, from the Males of the forum.  (That's right, menfolks ~ tit shots of Y'ALL!)

hmm, a vaccine is supposed to be coming out just for H1N1.
Thoughts?

My thoughts are NO.
Did a whole bunch of people die in the 70's as a result of a swine flu vaccine?

There's a vaccine. And it killed something like 600k in america in the 1910's. Then I dont know how many in the 1970's.

I think I got it. Thats what I get for making fun of you, Burny.

Damn, noone derserves the flu, its nasty, even if it didnt come from pigs or birds or minorities.

And let me clarify my earlier post, the Swine Flu killed those people, not necessarily the vaccine, the way I typed it suggested otherwise...

Been feeling like shit all day, had to leave Renn Faire early, slept about 4 hours, woke up and got the chills so bad I couldn't pee straight. 70F and I'm under a pile of blankets. FML

I hope you feel better!  I don't wish the flu on my own worst enemy.