Dylan you may find the Baltimore accent more than you can bear. It grates on my nerves like the Long Island Hausfrau whine.

Aw, c'mon hon!

People aren't exactly subtle about selling dope or coke in Baltimore.  The prostitutes are pretty brazen, too.  I guess it's pretty easy when the cops stick to the harbor so people don't get their pockets picked when they come to see the Orioles/Ravens.  

Dylan you may find the Baltimore accent more than you can bear. It grates on my nerves like the Long Island Hausfrau whine.

Speaking of horrible Baltimore accents, I made the mistake of going to some diner in Glen Burnie at 2:30 in the morning recently.  I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

So if/when I make it up to Baltimore at some point, getting some good weed shouldn't be a problem?

So if/when I make it up to Baltimore at some point, getting some good weed shouldn't be a problem?

I don't have a palate for quality, since I just get really, really high, listen to records, and stare at the wall/ceiling on the occasions that I smoke.

Oh hell no, never a problem.

Hahahaha Emp has discovered The Honey Bee!

Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?

Because this post is in the Sex forum and not the General forum.

Harry Potter book on her bed.

This is the sex/gossip forum.  I wouldn't feel right talking about this stuff in Discontempt.

Post the link to your OKCupid profile.

Post a link to YOUR profile.

Yeah so I just got off the phone with this chick, talked for hours, things sounds good.  The best thing I heard all night: "I got the Gardasil shot"

I would but too many of the girls here are on the site.

So?  What are you afraid of?

the girls here

Heh, he's afraid of the girls.

Needles are really bad. I guess thats all I have to say about that.

Why thank you for informing us.  Do you know of any other things that are bad?  Rape? Devil worship, maybe? I'd love to hear if you think they are bad or not.

Women with chronic vaginosis. The Pet Shop Boys. Laptops from WalMart. Not paying back a loanshark. Putting dirty things in your urethra.

I'll come back later.

I have to agree with all of those.

I have to agree with all of those.

Why thank you for informing us.  Do you know of any other things that are bad?  Rape Showers? Devil worship public education, maybe? I'd love to hear if you think they are bad or not.

What?  Is that supposed to be some kind of joke about me not showering or being educated?  Whatever your point, you completely fell flat.

it's more a joke about how you slammed tru for letting us know what HE thought about a thing, then proceeded to let us know what YOU thought about a thing.

The bolded items were unnecessary.

That's enough out of you eitje.

Pet Shop Boys

Disagree.

Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?

Yeah so I just got off the phone with this chick, talked for hours, things sounds good.  The best thing I heard all night: "I got the Gardasil shot"

She knew someone on every corner, apparently.

So, she "barters"?

You pussies. I had no qualms about posting my OkCupid profile.

Rape is quite often bad

unless youre krsna

ATTN:  I got mad laid several times, ate pussy, and got my dick sucked, all while being high on DXM with this chick who has turned out to be particularly fucking awesome (as in she seems like she could be my soul mate).  We even fucked in the meeting room right next to our condo.  Fucking awesome.

We even fucked in the meeting room right next to our condo. 

Poor old geezers, are never going to have a chance against your viral shedding.

(as in she seems like she could be my soul mate)

You mean like the last one?