I just re-read, "take care of my two plants, my two cats, and me.." and stifled a laugh. Kyle has turned into a 35+ woman from match.com.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
i know you love the EP parm like i do.
NO ONE makes a better eggplant parm than ME!
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Baked chicken is a travesty. Grilled or fried is the only way to go and when I rule the earth it shall be law. Low-fat butter is gayer than turkey bacon.
I'll be the one laughing when the next ice-age hits.
Extra virgin olive oil would be my second choice for delicious fattery.