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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #60 on: November 29, 2009, 04:11:54 PM
There's one that's up to, what, 16 possible fathers now?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #61 on: November 29, 2009, 05:39:44 PM
Then there's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Didn%27t_Know_I_Was_Pregnant
People are such idiots.
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #62 on: November 29, 2009, 05:54:55 PM
Actually, that happened to my friend Sonya ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #63 on: November 29, 2009, 06:06:13 PM
It does happen, its not always that obvious.
Even I knew hat.
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #64 on: November 29, 2009, 06:40:16 PM
Esp if she's fat.
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #65 on: November 29, 2009, 06:43:56 PM
This girl was thin at one point, and then gained weight; I don't know quite when ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #66 on: November 29, 2009, 06:46:09 PM
mmmm is she single?
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #67 on: November 29, 2009, 06:51:14 PM
She was married to some dude named Ruey last I know over 13 years ago ...
Her real last name was a "stripper name" ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #68 on: November 29, 2009, 07:02:01 PM
Nope, I'm sticking to my prejudices. If you don't know you're pregnant, I'm convinced you're a moron.
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #69 on: November 29, 2009, 07:06:48 PM
I dont know if im pregnant !
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Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #70 on: November 29, 2009, 07:26:57 PM
Yeah, same here ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #71 on: November 29, 2009, 07:33:08 PM
You boys need to go on Maury.
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #72 on: November 29, 2009, 08:28:31 PM
Well, we'd have to know if we're pregnant first ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #73 on: November 29, 2009, 08:50:53 PM
That's what the lie-detector tests are for.

If that doesn't work, poll the audience.
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #74 on: November 29, 2009, 08:58:57 PM
You use a lie detector to check for pregnancy?
I never learned that in med school!

Technology today ....
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #75 on: November 29, 2009, 09:16:37 PM
Yeah that's the kind of thing you only learn on Maury.
The lie detectors they have there can detect not only if you've had sex, but they can pinpoint how many times, with whom, and how much you enjoyed it.
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #76 on: November 29, 2009, 09:37:01 PM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #77 on: November 29, 2009, 10:26:38 PM
W3rd.
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #78 on: November 30, 2009, 09:51:56 AM
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #79 on: November 30, 2009, 02:51:04 PM
It's not necessary; we know who the father of the bun in your oven ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #80 on: November 30, 2009, 06:47:18 PM
Mosh
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #81 on: December 01, 2009, 02:57:58 AM
Damn, I knew my sac's felt lighter after that karaoke session in Japan...
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #82 on: December 01, 2009, 04:01:52 AM
hmm, typo pf plural (?).
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Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #83 on: December 01, 2009, 07:21:07 AM
Quote from: banal on December 01, 2009, 04:01:52 AM
hmm, typo pf plural (?).

like a typo of "of"?
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #84 on: December 01, 2009, 09:03:08 AM
In that case explain why you keep you sperm in them moobs pf yours.
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Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #85 on: December 01, 2009, 03:38:14 PM
Some things should remain a mystery...
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #86 on: December 02, 2009, 06:39:07 PM
Like drunk posting?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Hey I'm new Reply #87 on: December 04, 2009, 09:42:57 PM
especially drunk posting
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #88 on: December 04, 2009, 11:00:57 PM
Never!
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Re: Hey I'm new Reply #89 on: December 07, 2009, 04:17:46 AM
Quote from: HenCranda on November 13, 2009, 07:48:07 PM
What's up everyone, I'm new to the forum and just wanted to say hey. Hopefully I posted this in the right section!
Turns out this wanker is spamming scum, and has been dealt with accordingly.
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