There's one that's up to, what, 16 possible fathers now?

Then there's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Didn%27t_Know_I_Was_Pregnant
People are such idiots.

Actually, that happened to my friend Sonya ...

It does happen, its not always that obvious.
Even I knew hat.

Esp if she's fat.

This girl was thin at one point, and then gained weight; I don't know quite when ...

mmmm is she single?

She was married to some dude named Ruey last I know over 13 years ago ...
Her real last name was a "stripper name" ...

Nope, I'm sticking to my prejudices. If you don't know you're pregnant, I'm convinced you're a moron.

I dont know if im pregnant !

Yeah, same here ...

You boys need to go on Maury.

Well, we'd have to know if we're pregnant first ...

That's what the lie-detector tests are for.

If that doesn't work, poll the audience.

You use a lie detector to check for pregnancy?
I never learned that in med school!

Technology today ....

Yeah that's the kind of thing you only learn on Maury.
The lie detectors they have there can detect not only if you've had sex, but they can pinpoint how many times, with whom, and how much you enjoyed it.

Technology today ....

W3rd.

Technology today ....

If only we used some of it around these parts.

It's not necessary; we know who the father of the bun in your oven ...

Mosh

Damn, I knew my sac's felt lighter after that karaoke session in Japan...

hmm, typo pf plural (?).

hmm, typo pf plural (?).

like a typo of "of"?

In that case explain why you keep you sperm in them moobs pf yours.

Some things should remain a mystery...

Like drunk posting?

especially drunk posting

Never!

What's up everyone, I'm new to the forum and just wanted to say hey. Hopefully I posted this in the right section!

Turns out this wanker is spamming scum, and has been dealt with accordingly.