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The Empire Strikes back in D-Minor laying on my couch after drinking 7 beers in the sun at a baseball game earlier today

Hoth? What the fuck, I thought this was return of the Jedi, who the fuck mixed up my disks >> Luke got got by the monster! >> The first transport is away, go rebels. >> Cloud City? What the hell, I thought there were asteroids, maybe that bit comes later after Luke meets Yoda >> Darth Vader is Luke's father, Ben why didn't you tell him >> End credits,
... shit that was quick but not as quick as sex with my wife's gonna be in this state.

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Re: i am not a mom Reply #60 on: March 23, 2009, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: katie on March 23, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
likes listening to what I have to say (or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does).

Pfft, that's not a skill... any retard can do that.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #61 on: March 23, 2009, 08:29:12 PM
Quote from: Mosh on March 23, 2009, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: katie on March 23, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
likes listening to what I have to say (or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does).

Pfft, that's not a skill... any retard can do that.

The correct answer to that statement is "oh really!  tell me more!"
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: i am not a mom Reply #62 on: March 23, 2009, 10:25:47 PM
oh really!  tell me more!
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #63 on: March 23, 2009, 10:51:34 PM
Quote from: katie on March 23, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
likes listening to what I have to say or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does.

It's a skill that most men learn by the time they're 40.

Right Ian?
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: i am not a mom Reply #64 on: March 24, 2009, 12:44:04 AM
oh really. zooms!  tell me more!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: i am not a mom Reply #65 on: March 24, 2009, 02:15:04 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on March 23, 2009, 10:51:34 PM
Quote from: katie on March 23, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
likes listening to what I have to say or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does.

It's a skill that most men learn by the time they're 40.

Right Ian?

Sorry, what?

I wasnt paying attention.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #66 on: March 24, 2009, 08:12:27 AM
Quote from: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 12:44:04 AM
oh really. zooms!  tell me more!

You're currently unencumbered so you're only fucking up your own learning curve.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #67 on: March 24, 2009, 05:29:54 PM
Quote from: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 12:44:04 AM
oh really. zooms!  tell me more!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: i am not a mom Reply #68 on: March 26, 2009, 10:20:33 AM
hold on, i may have forgotten how to behave myself here.

let me get my bearings.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #69 on: March 26, 2009, 10:59:33 AM
1) Do you still do anal?
2) You're still jumping from man to man?  I thought you'd stopped that years ago ...
(That's not a maliscious statement, just an observation)
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: i am not a mom Reply #70 on: March 26, 2009, 11:06:07 AM
its funny you say im a man-jumper. i am the princess of long relationships, with very few non-relationship men in between.
i've slept with the fewest men of anyone i know over the age of 18, and my relationship lengths so far are something like a 5yr, a 3yr, and now this one, 7 or 8 months strong. 3 boyfriends by the time you're 27...not beyond the realm of good-girlness.

and oh yeah. anal is a no-no when your boyfriend is a magnum XL type of guy. i'm very content without it.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #71 on: March 26, 2009, 11:14:08 AM
I didn't know that ...
I just did 7 years in the hole myself ...

The last thing is logical as well ...

Good to see you ...
It's been a while ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: i am not a mom Reply #72 on: March 26, 2009, 11:31:19 AM
i hope it was a nice, tight hole at least, to spend all that time there.

i was long misunderstood by you people. just because a girl loves to fuck, does not mean she fucks AROUND. i think the best sex is with someone you really know, in and out. no pun intended. no, scratch that. pun intended.

just getting back into things!
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #73 on: March 26, 2009, 01:44:40 PM
What do you mean, "you people?"

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Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.

Re: i am not a mom Reply #74 on: March 26, 2009, 01:53:14 PM
i really enjoyed that movie. robert downey jr. is my hero
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #75 on: March 26, 2009, 01:56:37 PM
I think perhaps there was a misconception as well, and I'll apologize for it on my part ...

Rock on, K8z!
heh ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: i am not a mom Reply #76 on: March 26, 2009, 02:06:35 PM
how many moms ARE there here, anyway?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #77 on: March 26, 2009, 02:14:12 PM
*raises hand*

pretty sure just me. i got two little ones.
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: i am not a mom Reply #78 on: March 26, 2009, 02:16:02 PM
C and I have 14 children together.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: i am not a mom Reply #79 on: March 26, 2009, 02:17:25 PM
oh, right, except for b and c.

but we are all each others' alters so i guess we cancel each other out.
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: i am not a mom Reply #80 on: March 26, 2009, 02:46:33 PM
... and we're all Fred
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: i am not a mom Reply #81 on: March 26, 2009, 06:39:23 PM
Tahiti, bitch.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #82 on: March 26, 2009, 09:49:29 PM
Quote from: katie on March 26, 2009, 01:53:14 PM
i really enjoyed that movie. robert downey jr. is my hero

interesting.
so, you want to have a career, ruin it with drugs, and then perform a massive comeback after cleaning up?
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: i am not a mom Reply #83 on: March 27, 2009, 01:01:33 AM
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #84 on: March 27, 2009, 01:08:09 AM
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... and we're all Fred

I was.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #85 on: March 27, 2009, 01:33:37 AM
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... and we're all Fred

nope
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #86 on: March 27, 2009, 01:41:20 AM
Hip, does your ass still looks like this?



How about a comparison shot?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #87 on: March 27, 2009, 06:22:35 AM
Damn. I forgot about hip's gap. She does like the horsecock.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: i am not a mom Reply #88 on: March 27, 2009, 09:31:13 AM
wow. that picture.

gap?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #89 on: March 27, 2009, 10:37:11 AM
you're either a tit man or a gap man
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