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And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36

And then Jesus went into the wilderness.  After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record.  - Acts 16:94

The Bible is full of such versus. 

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Re: i am not a mom Reply #60 on: March 23, 2009, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: katie on March 23, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
likes listening to what I have to say (or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does).

Pfft, that's not a skill... any retard can do that.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #61 on: March 23, 2009, 08:29:12 PM
Quote from: Mosh on March 23, 2009, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: katie on March 23, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
likes listening to what I have to say (or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does).

Pfft, that's not a skill... any retard can do that.

The correct answer to that statement is "oh really!  tell me more!"
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: i am not a mom Reply #62 on: March 23, 2009, 10:25:47 PM
oh really!  tell me more!
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #63 on: March 23, 2009, 10:51:34 PM
Quote from: katie on March 23, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
likes listening to what I have to say or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does.

It's a skill that most men learn by the time they're 40.

Right Ian?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #64 on: March 24, 2009, 12:44:04 AM
oh really. zooms!  tell me more!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: i am not a mom Reply #65 on: March 24, 2009, 02:15:04 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on March 23, 2009, 10:51:34 PM
Quote from: katie on March 23, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
likes listening to what I have to say or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does.

It's a skill that most men learn by the time they're 40.

Right Ian?

Sorry, what?

I wasnt paying attention.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #66 on: March 24, 2009, 08:12:27 AM
Quote from: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 12:44:04 AM
oh really. zooms!  tell me more!

You're currently unencumbered so you're only fucking up your own learning curve.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #67 on: March 24, 2009, 05:29:54 PM
Quote from: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 12:44:04 AM
oh really. zooms!  tell me more!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: i am not a mom Reply #68 on: March 26, 2009, 10:20:33 AM
hold on, i may have forgotten how to behave myself here.

let me get my bearings.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #69 on: March 26, 2009, 10:59:33 AM
1) Do you still do anal?
2) You're still jumping from man to man?  I thought you'd stopped that years ago ...
(That's not a maliscious statement, just an observation)
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: i am not a mom Reply #70 on: March 26, 2009, 11:06:07 AM
its funny you say im a man-jumper. i am the princess of long relationships, with very few non-relationship men in between.
i've slept with the fewest men of anyone i know over the age of 18, and my relationship lengths so far are something like a 5yr, a 3yr, and now this one, 7 or 8 months strong. 3 boyfriends by the time you're 27...not beyond the realm of good-girlness.

and oh yeah. anal is a no-no when your boyfriend is a magnum XL type of guy. i'm very content without it.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #71 on: March 26, 2009, 11:14:08 AM
I didn't know that ...
I just did 7 years in the hole myself ...

The last thing is logical as well ...

Good to see you ...
It's been a while ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: i am not a mom Reply #72 on: March 26, 2009, 11:31:19 AM
i hope it was a nice, tight hole at least, to spend all that time there.

i was long misunderstood by you people. just because a girl loves to fuck, does not mean she fucks AROUND. i think the best sex is with someone you really know, in and out. no pun intended. no, scratch that. pun intended.

just getting back into things!
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #73 on: March 26, 2009, 01:44:40 PM
What do you mean, "you people?"

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Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.

Re: i am not a mom Reply #74 on: March 26, 2009, 01:53:14 PM
i really enjoyed that movie. robert downey jr. is my hero
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #75 on: March 26, 2009, 01:56:37 PM
I think perhaps there was a misconception as well, and I'll apologize for it on my part ...

Rock on, K8z!
heh ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: i am not a mom Reply #76 on: March 26, 2009, 02:06:35 PM
how many moms ARE there here, anyway?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #77 on: March 26, 2009, 02:14:12 PM
*raises hand*

pretty sure just me. i got two little ones.
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: i am not a mom Reply #78 on: March 26, 2009, 02:16:02 PM
C and I have 14 children together.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: i am not a mom Reply #79 on: March 26, 2009, 02:17:25 PM
oh, right, except for b and c.

but we are all each others' alters so i guess we cancel each other out.
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: i am not a mom Reply #80 on: March 26, 2009, 02:46:33 PM
... and we're all Fred
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: i am not a mom Reply #81 on: March 26, 2009, 06:39:23 PM
Tahiti, bitch.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #82 on: March 26, 2009, 09:49:29 PM
Quote from: katie on March 26, 2009, 01:53:14 PM
i really enjoyed that movie. robert downey jr. is my hero

interesting.
so, you want to have a career, ruin it with drugs, and then perform a massive comeback after cleaning up?
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: i am not a mom Reply #83 on: March 27, 2009, 01:01:33 AM
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #84 on: March 27, 2009, 01:08:09 AM
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... and we're all Fred

I was.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #85 on: March 27, 2009, 01:33:37 AM
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... and we're all Fred

nope
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #86 on: March 27, 2009, 01:41:20 AM
Hip, does your ass still looks like this?



How about a comparison shot?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #87 on: March 27, 2009, 06:22:35 AM
Damn. I forgot about hip's gap. She does like the horsecock.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #88 on: March 27, 2009, 09:31:13 AM
wow. that picture.

gap?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #89 on: March 27, 2009, 10:37:11 AM
you're either a tit man or a gap man
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