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I need to get my passport(Read 9729 times)
Re: I need to get my passport Reply #30 on: January 27, 2010, 07:24:57 PM
Fuck. Not gonna happen. My current legal issues preclude issuance of a passport. Oh well.

So all of a sudden a guy with several boats is a flight risk? Who knew?
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #31 on: January 27, 2010, 07:44:25 PM
Yeah well... Maryland sucks ass. I think I should move.
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #32 on: January 27, 2010, 07:52:02 PM
Legal issues?

Man, I haven't been paying attention.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #33 on: January 27, 2010, 07:54:52 PM
No. I've been keeping secrets. Much like my income, my actual sexual proclivities and the true size of my penis, it's none of anyone's fucking business.
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #34 on: January 27, 2010, 07:57:49 PM
No. I've been keeping secrets. Much like my income, my actual sexual proclivities and the true size of my penis, it's none of anyone's fucking business.

So if we add all these things together, can we assume that they got you on prostitution charges?
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #35 on: January 27, 2010, 08:05:15 PM
Pssht.  I don't think anyone in Baltimore gets arrested on prostitution charges.

Except maybe the hookers when the cops want a blow job back at the station.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #36 on: January 27, 2010, 08:51:25 PM
Damn, Sasha's fucking right on today ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #37 on: January 27, 2010, 11:19:52 PM
Dont worry Zoomie, I'm sure there'll be other disasters soon!

WOOHOO ANTIGUA 2011!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #38 on: January 28, 2010, 02:56:08 AM
Harrumph.

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We are no longer accepting applications or resumes for the Haiti Project.

Fucking tree took out my internet for three days, oh well.
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #39 on: January 28, 2010, 03:04:46 AM
Ahhh, well ...

At least -=I=- always have FEMA!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #40 on: January 28, 2010, 10:33:16 AM
tibor golf claps



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #41 on: January 28, 2010, 08:16:14 PM
Well, if I go I'd be paid, uhm, this time next year, maybe?
I'd gladly do double duty to get paid faster ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #42 on: January 29, 2010, 09:47:46 AM
I can probably find some things for you to do Dave, and I have a checkbook full of unwritten checks.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #43 on: January 29, 2010, 02:21:17 PM
Yes but do you also have a bank full of unspent dollars?
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #44 on: January 29, 2010, 03:27:23 PM
I'm doing well.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #45 on: January 29, 2010, 08:08:42 PM
I was going to wait to see how much of a whore Dave is... but I already know.
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #46 on: January 30, 2010, 04:12:44 AM
I can probably find some things for you to do Dave, and I have a checkbook full of unwritten checks.

Antigua 20XX is gonna happen at some point. It's gonna be fun as fuck. It's gonna happen at a time that Antigua is fun, and it's gonna involve:

-Si
-Sasha
-perhaps some other folks if they get their shit together and/or can afford it and/or blah blah etc

w00t!
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #47 on: January 30, 2010, 08:52:58 AM
If I had to make the decision right now, I would get on the boat with Zoomie and start learning how to sail. I've done a little bit of sub-30' boat stuff in Lake Michigan and the Potomac. I think I remember what all the sails are called.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #48 on: January 30, 2010, 11:24:05 AM
I'm ready for the weather to warm up so I can start going out sailing with him again.




Re: I need to get my passport Reply #49 on: January 30, 2010, 11:46:05 AM
Yeah no shit. Bring some girls.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #50 on: January 30, 2010, 04:47:57 PM
Bitches love boats ...

If you have a good paying job for me I'll go ...

I average $1500-$3000/wk doing disasters ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #51 on: January 30, 2010, 04:55:46 PM
You can count on me not being vague about Antigua Si.  I am going.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #52 on: January 30, 2010, 04:59:19 PM
I prolly should have quoted Zoomie and then Sasha in my last post ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #53 on: January 30, 2010, 05:04:26 PM
Nah. I either scroll up to see who you're talking to or if i see you posting in more than 6 threads I just hit "Mark alll as read".
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #54 on: January 30, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
OH, fuck off!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #55 on: January 30, 2010, 05:15:44 PM
Quote from: thrash
hahahaha!
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #56 on: January 31, 2010, 08:33:00 PM
Nah. I either scroll up to see who you're talking to or if i see you posting in more than 6 threads I just hit "Mark alll as read".
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #57 on: February 01, 2010, 12:51:49 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #58 on: February 01, 2010, 03:36:10 AM
hahahaha!
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #59 on: February 01, 2010, 03:52:38 PM
Quote from: thrash
* Thrash sighs *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')