I'm not a mammal.

I'M THE FUCKING LIZARD KING!

Mr. Mojo Risin'?

HOLY SHIT I WORK WITH RETARDS.

You ever suck off a tard?

No. And no I don't want to.

their retarded cum would probably crawl up your nose or something.

That said, I'm not giving up cow's milk any time soon. Or ice cream or cheese or anything else made with milk. Evolution be damned.

That's one of the perks of being a fairly self-aware species. We can choose to do the wrong thing if we want.

Yeah but cereal tastes good. Milk and cookies taste good.

Sweet, that didn't just make sense in my head!

evolution is how we came to be able to drink milk past breastfeeding...use all the resources available to you...

Some people can drink milk forever and ever and not have a problem, yes. But a lot of people are intolerant of if because, typically, we are not evolved to drink it past early childhood.

evolution is how we came to be able to drink milk past breastfeeding...use all the resources available to you...

Some people can drink milk forever and ever and not have a problem, yes. But a lot of people are intolerant of if because, typically, we are not evolved to drink it past early childhood.

Sarah, oh no, you don't listen to that vegan propaganda crap, do you? 

That said, I'm not giving up cow's milk any time soon. Or ice cream or cheese or anything else made with milk. Evolution be damned.

That's one of the perks of being a fairly self-aware species. We can choose to do the wrong thing if we want.

Yeah but cereal tastes good. Milk and cookies taste good.

Sweet, that didn't just make sense in my head!

really? i thought you were misquoting the movie to be drily humorous and i was being obvious and killing the joke.

I think you just did.

Actually, I'm not lactose intolerant. I'm allergic to milk, very allergic to it. I've had "lactose-free" food that had a milk dirivitave in it, such as certain brands of lactose free powdered coffee creamer, and it wrecked my stomach.

I'm also allergic to wheat and corn to a small degree. I can eat them and it usually doesn't bother me but I probably should avoid eating these things more than I do. Basically, I'm allergic to everything.

No wonder you and C are such good friends!

Actually, I'm not lactose intolerant. I'm allergic to milk, very allergic to it. I've had "lactose-free" food that had a milk dirivitave in it, such as certain brands of lactose free powdered coffee creamer, and it wrecked my stomach.

I'm also allergic to wheat and corn to a small degree. I can eat them and it usually doesn't bother me but I probably should avoid eating these things more than I do. Basically, I'm allergic to everything.

Yeah, lactose intolerance and milk intolerance are two completely separate things.  I'm allergic to mushrooms, or at least I think I am.  I know I've always gotten sick as a dog for two or three days if I ever eat them, so I'm assuming I'm allergic.

I tell people I'm allergic to mushrooms.

I'm not allergic to anything....that I know of.

Sobriety.

I was gonna post that, but then I'm not much better.

I haevnt had a drink in over a year. I think I might be the only person here who can type that.

I'm sure you are.

I haevnt had a drink in over a year. I think I might be the only person here who can type that.

Nope, Sarah neither, I think.

hmm, I also have another 3 years of nothing before that drink. I never really have been a drinker. Did the binge drinking thing in HS but since then, Ive could say the amount of drinks i have had is under 200. Drugs on the other had, had a bit of them. Not anymore though.

edit : I type a lie. Im sure I must of had some kind of drink, i just cant think of when.

I think you just did.

*sigh of relief* i'd hate to kill my excellent record.

... Basically, I'm allergic to everything.

Maybe everything is allergic to you?

Huh, HUH

i just started sneezing. how amusing.

evolution is how we came to be able to drink milk past breastfeeding...use all the resources available to you...

kind of.
drinking milk has survival benefits as well as selective forces, but evolution didn't CAUSE anything.

when people first started drinking milk of other animals, there were probably folks that were extremely lactose intolerant.  some might have even died.  and certainly, over time, people that died from drinking milk (if there were enough of them) would have been bred out due to the selective force of milk consumption.

the people that COULD drink animal milk would have survived, since it's a huge nutritional benefit.  so, most people can drink animal milk without a problem.

finally, there were people like sarah who, while able to drink milk, have issues.  Not deadly issues, but still issues.  For these people, the selective force wasn't strong enough, and the survival benefits were.  So, they're still around in the population.

explaining evolution is so much fun.

Mixing blood with milk bypasses lactose intolerance.  Tricky is a nigga ! or something.

evolution is how we came to be able to drink milk past breastfeeding...use all the resources available to you...

kind of.
drinking milk has survival benefits as well as selective forces, but evolution didn't CAUSE anything.

when people first started drinking milk of other animals, there were probably folks that were extremely lactose intolerant.  some might have even died.  and certainly, over time, people that died from drinking milk (if there were enough of them) would have been bred out due to the selective force of milk consumption.

the people that COULD drink animal milk would have survived, since it's a huge nutritional benefit.  so, most people can drink animal milk without a problem.

finally, there were people like sarah who, while able to drink milk, have issues.  Not deadly issues, but still issues.  For these people, the selective force wasn't strong enough, and the survival benefits were.  So, they're still around in the population.

explaining evolution is so much fun.

actually, it was probably a lot simpler than that: we can almost all drink milk for about 5 years. that's the old average breastfeeding period. people start to get really hungry during a nasty period and see milk coming out of the few cattle they'd managed to domesticate and got desperate. voila! we have babies drinking goat's milk, reindeer milk, camel milk, etc. and so long as you continue to drink milk, your body will continue to create lactase. yes, i'm sure there was some evolutionary traits that fed into it, but lactose intolerant people tend to be that way because it's not their custom to drink milk, not because they're incapable.

evolution is how we came to be able to drink milk past breastfeeding...use all the resources available to you...

kind of.
drinking milk has survival benefits as well as selective forces, but evolution didn't CAUSE anything.

when people first started drinking milk of other animals, there were probably folks that were extremely lactose intolerant.  some might have even died.  and certainly, over time, people that died from drinking milk (if there were enough of them) would have been bred out due to the selective force of milk consumption.

the people that COULD drink animal milk would have survived, since it's a huge nutritional benefit.  so, most people can drink animal milk without a problem.

finally, there were people like sarah who, while able to drink milk, have issues.  Not deadly issues, but still issues.  For these people, the selective force wasn't strong enough, and the survival benefits were.  So, they're still around in the population.

explaining evolution is so much fun.

ACTUALLY it was a mutation caused By drinking milk.

"However, certain human populations have a mutation on chromosome 2 which eliminates the shutdown in lactase production, making it possible for members of these populations to continue consumption of fresh milk and other dairy products throughout their lives without difficulty. This appears to be an evolutionarily recent adaptation to dairy consumption, and has occurred independently in both northern Europe and east Africa in populations with a historically pastoral lifestyle.[10] Lactase persistence, allowing lactose digestion to continue into adulthood, is a dominant allele, making lactose intolerance a recessive genetic trait."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose_intolerance

Drinking milk gave some people gas, but others not so bad, and over time their children adapted to drinking milk into the adult years.  I doubt that anyone really died from drinking milk, they just farted a lot.

"I had no idea you could milk a cat."

"Oh yeah. You can milk just about anything with nipples."

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"