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And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36

And then Jesus went into the wilderness.  After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record.  - Acts 16:94

The Bible is full of such versus. 


Random rants(Read 113054 times)
Re: Random rants Reply #390 on: April 20, 2009, 07:54:38 PM
's right, tipping is shite.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Random rants Reply #391 on: April 20, 2009, 11:10:17 PM
I like to start out my dinner with ten ones lined up next to me on the table.  I say to the waiter, "look here waiter, if you fuck anything up then I will deplete from this pile that is your potential tip, if you please me however I will add to this pile."  But after I pay my bill I generally just pick up the pile, because I'm cheap.



Re: Random rants Reply #392 on: April 20, 2009, 11:11:58 PM
I like that method. I approve. Sasha, come to NYC with Luke. You're cool.

don't bring Kyle though
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #393 on: April 21, 2009, 05:03:12 AM
just his plastic penis...



Re: Random rants Reply #394 on: April 21, 2009, 09:07:36 AM
Sasha, come to NYC with Luke. You're cool.
PARTY AT TRICKYS HOUSE
TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #395 on: April 21, 2009, 09:09:25 AM
Toga party?  Welcome to 1975, Lucas.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Random rants Reply #396 on: April 21, 2009, 09:20:08 AM
And, your point?

The 70's rocked.



Re: Random rants Reply #397 on: April 21, 2009, 09:53:21 AM
Toga party?  Welcome to 1975, Lucas.

They still had these when I was in college.
They probably would have had them at your school, too...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #398 on: April 21, 2009, 09:59:35 AM
An excuse to get naked and have an orgy never goes out of style..




Re: Random rants Reply #399 on: April 21, 2009, 09:29:38 PM
pfft. i still haven't seen you naked and we've been friends for years. i begin to suspect your chromasomes...you have to be a man. women can't tell me no...when i ask.



Re: Random rants Reply #400 on: April 21, 2009, 09:53:02 PM
That's because as a general rule I don't do naked photography...



Re: Random rants Reply #401 on: April 21, 2009, 10:08:27 PM
i don't like that. it displeases me.



Re: Random rants Reply #402 on: April 21, 2009, 10:11:54 PM
My parents use the internet.



Re: Random rants Reply #403 on: April 21, 2009, 10:13:12 PM
My parents use the internet.

Mine do as well.  Your point?



Re: Random rants Reply #404 on: April 21, 2009, 10:15:14 PM
My point is that I don't want anyone to see me nekkie



Re: Random rants Reply #405 on: April 21, 2009, 10:25:57 PM
That's because as a general rule I don't do naked photography...

Rules are meant to be broken. Thats how society progresses!



Re: Random rants Reply #406 on: April 21, 2009, 10:27:41 PM
My point is that I don't want anyone to see me nekkie

What a waste. 



Re: Random rants Reply #407 on: April 21, 2009, 11:03:57 PM
That's like Jay fuckin Leno with all those classic cars and bikes and he takes a cab to work.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Random rants Reply #408 on: April 21, 2009, 11:06:01 PM
That's like Jay fuckin Leno with all those classic cars and bikes and he takes a cab to work.



Re: Random rants Reply #409 on: April 21, 2009, 11:16:53 PM
How can you NOT want me? We like, share one brain...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Random rants Reply #410 on: April 21, 2009, 11:18:44 PM
How can you NOT want me? We like, share one brain...

I'm done with guys for a while. 



Re: Random rants Reply #411 on: April 21, 2009, 11:26:55 PM
Me too ...

Wait, what?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #412 on: April 21, 2009, 11:31:42 PM
Yeah and me with 400 doses of Viagra.

OK, tricky I'm officially desperate.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Random rants Reply #413 on: April 21, 2009, 11:34:55 PM
I can't wait to see where this goes ...

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #414 on: April 21, 2009, 11:49:02 PM
Wow.  Conversation get's really fucking dull when I'm not posting.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Random rants Reply #415 on: April 21, 2009, 11:52:12 PM
Yeah, I addressed that here ...
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=303.30
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #416 on: April 22, 2009, 04:31:11 AM
rant rant rant



Re: Random rants Reply #417 on: April 22, 2009, 01:37:42 PM
Toga party?  Welcome to 1975, Lucas.

They still had these when I was in college.
They probably would have had them at your school, too...

Here's the fly in your ointment; he'd've had to have gone to school in the first place ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #418 on: April 22, 2009, 02:19:50 PM
Toga party?  Welcome to 1975, Lucas.

They still had these when I was in college.
They probably would have had them at your school, too...

Here's the fly in your ointment; he'd've had to have gone to school in the first place ...

I'm a fucking high school graduate, fuck you guys in the ass.  Fuckin' snobby holier-than-thou college grads.  I'm definitely not referring to the person who's post is above this one.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Random rants Reply #419 on: April 22, 2009, 02:21:11 PM
I'm glad you AT LEAST took that initiative ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')