I wonder if these conversations are more tangible to the folks that live within a nuke's throw of the area in question.

Next time you're in town we'll take a drive first through Garrison Heights, then Anacostia.

I'll let you decide.

Why don't you try being a man and getting a skill, a drivers license, a job and a life.

Harsh words from someone with only a skill and a drivers license...

I have a pile of arms, legs, and heads that need to be sewn onto bodies.  I just can't get up the gumption to do it.

Why don't you try being a man and getting a skill, a drivers license, a job and a life.

Harsh words from someone with only a skill and a drivers license...

I'm sorry but BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's quoted ...

Inbreeding does has is downside.

OMG, I HAD MEXICANS AT MY HOUSE LAST WEEK, BUILDING A FENCE.

You have to have this quoter after it to truly be funny though ...

Well if it was a fence that was supposed to protect us from swine flu, you FUCKING FAILED.

I'll tell you what; Sarah's a fucking scream these days ...
WTF happened?

I'll tell you what; Sarah's a fucking scream these days ...
WTF happened?

My cock.

I'll tell you what; Sarah's a fucking scream these days ...
WTF happened?

I'll tell YOU what.

I finally embraced my role as the fat, funny girl who is just everyone's friend.

I'm just a lot less inhibited these days, honestly. I used to give a shit what people thought and kept my mouth shut because I was afraid of losing internet cool points. Now you can't pay me to keep my trap closed and I really DGAF.

*stuffs cock in Sarah's trap*

I'm sorry, what were you going on about?

E
M
O

As long as I can still beat it to pics of you I don't care what you say.

To underclass?

F
A
G

that wasn't at you, but this is. fag

I've seen them up to 3" long and they are fat and sturdy looking. But they stay underground most of the time.

OMG, fucking Bagman and his stalker ways. 

Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like a little Irish in you?

If at first I don't succeed, I start digging through my humongous stalker photo cache.

This one almost made me die, picturing Sasha at her computer and the event taking place:

A Kyle-Sasha-Sasha 3some. That's what I'm talking about!

I'm eating a sandwich right now and right when I read this I took a bite, opened my mouth in disgusted gaping awe and the half bitten piece fell out of my mouth.

I'm a fuckhole for letting myself get so fat

Well, it's true.

It's hard to lose weight, but it's easy as a motherfucker to gain.

It's hard to lose weight, but it's easy as a motherfucker to gain.

You were a strange little girl.

so were you.

I'm rocking a full beard now. It's nice, and it intimidates the guys in my MMA camp.

Actually, it's your erection they're afraid of.

oh my god, i just lol-ed.