Had Tru been hitting the sauce?

posbaly

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CT-  I'm working right now too, and ever since I told this one security guard that I do not and will not ever date him, he just comes into the shared office, that he isn't even supposed to be in, and sits.  I then told him that I could do my job duties, when he just started doing them for me out of nowhere, and he said, "what the hell, on the rag or something?", which is the same fucking thing he says every time I'm not super nice to him.  I told him that he was a rude ignorant ass and if he wanted to constantly have the period conversation, the next time he brings it up I will shove a tampon in my snatch in front of him, pull it out, and then prove to him that I don't have my period five times a month.  That finally made him leave.


EDIT-  I think that I will probably get in trouble for all of this now.  I hate when guys try to get revenge on you for not wanting them.  It's fucking sexist.  Wouldn't surprise me if he bashed me in the back of the head and raped me at this point to get what he wants.  He loves talking about the size of my tits and my lack of ass all the time, to my face, even though I just say, "uh gross", in response.  Cocksucker.

CT - Sasha's totally on the rag.

CT-  I wish, because then I could leave bloody hand prints on your car door handle.

I'd just spray them down with bleach and hope nobody found the hooker I couldn't remember murdering.

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Sexist pricks gave him the last word..... how typical.

What can't paper bags do?

Beat scissors.

Every six months Zoomie goes without sex, we find out about another newly acquired pet or sailboat.

heh ....

I keep telling you guys it's not insulting if it's factual.

Why does this thread keep coming back like a bad penny?

Because you all, like myself, keep talking.

The original LOTR screenplay was about two short Maori guys trying to get to a BBQ.

i love that

I've played naked skullball with people (male and female) from 5 to 55

And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36

And then Jesus went into the wilderness.  After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record.  - Acts 16:94

The Bible is full of such versus. 

we need a book in the bible for Emp's wisdom

The Book Of The Overqualified.

Parts one and two.

I've seen Depeche Mode 5 times.  They are only fun to watch if you are on poppers.  I know it sounds gay, but trust me... it's appropriate.

Is that the kind of shit you beat off to, Krapsna?

That's the kind of shit he films.

All those years you made fun of me for having herpes, and now you have it.  This is too good!

Basically, all women who are above 110lbs. should be shot and killed. Doesn't matter what their height is. Because... FAT WOMEN ARE ALL WORTHLESS AND SHOULD DIE! ALL THEY ARE GOOD FOR IS ZOOMIE'S COCK! And all skinny women are pretty much worthless too, except more men want to fuck them.

No you don't, you just make him wear a Nixon mask.

As if his dick wouldn't be tricky enough...

._.

THREE BLACK TWINS?! Pics!!!

that's one set of "triplets" for those of you keeping score at home

I'm getting the feeling that Loaded-Gun is the USA, HF is Cuba, and Skip is Castro sending us all of his retards.

THREE BLACK TWINS?! Pics!!!

that's one set of "triplets" for those of you keeping score at home

It's about time my work around here got some recognition

It's true I haven't seen his birth certificate, but come to think of it I haven't seen any of the presidents' birth certificates. I've pretty much just relied on independent fact-checkers to catch any sneaky Kenyans. So far my strategy has worked out ok.

it's that or allow immigrants in, this country will do ANYTHING to keep it's bloodline a pure mix of several other races

She exfoliates her soles and heels daily. You know what I like.

yeah, you like fat bitches with soft, berry-scented feet

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dude, you're on a fuckin' roll today!

You should suck less cock, you slut.

That makes zero sense.  That is like me telling you to eat less or drink less sugary beverages.