The pedant in me wants to point out that it ought to be "fewer", not "less".

The pedant in me yells at the TV a lot.

Only the second "less!"

"Well duh."

Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow

Kyle continues to act out the world's most illegal impersonation of Mr. Rogers.

Meanwhile, Kyle continues to act out the world's most illegal impersonation of Mr. Rogers.

That "meanwhile" is very important!

Moaning is a decidedly effeminate expression and so does not fly. Makes a man sound like he's taking it in the ass.

Personally I find a combination of growling, snarling, and talking dirty will enliven a lady just fine.

Ha ha! It doesn't count when she's only trying to make you think she likes it so you don't kill her when you're done.

"You want to see your family again don't you? Then stop crying and just go with the flow baby, yeah that's it! Howwwwwwl! Come on, howl with me, it's so... liberating!"

Hory crap! Gaijin haz Gojirra dick! Prease, we can heft it?

Hey, I got the goods today!

I keep hearing these pundits say that American car companies don't make cars that Americans want to buy. Well, Saturn makes cars that Americans want to buy.

There are people here who steal bikes from hipsters and then sell them on Craigslist.  My friend used to punch hipster kids and take their Ipods.  Hipsters are easy to steal from.

It's like taking candy from an 18-35 year old baby.

I never thought about how easy it would be to mug hipsters, but now that I think about it yeah... Like, it's probably really hard to fight back when you're under-nourished and wearing women's pants.

I feel like my vagina is wayyyyyy deeper.

I was banned from non-incarcerated society.

"cause somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend who looked like your girlfriend...."-The Killers



edit: you know.... hipsters... get it?

I never thought about how easy it would be to mug hipsters, but now that I think about it yeah... Like, it's probably really hard to fight back when you're under-nourished and wearing women's pants.

I imagined you in an expensive Italian suit wearing a monocle with a cat in your lap as I read, "Thrash, meet cockNspiel.
He's your competition from now on."

I missed that; what thread is that from?

Uh, click the link, dude?

ha.

I just re-read, "take care of my two plants, my two cats, and me.." and stifled a laugh.  Kyle has turned into a 35+ woman from match.com.

I'm going to go through this thread and find the best quote, and take a sharpie and a tee shirt and write the quote on it, and wear it and take a picture and post it. then i'll have my loaded-gun.com tee shirt. GLORIOUS.

i've thought about doing that so many times. it would ensure that each l-g t-shirt is truly unique, which is way more pfr than screen printed ones.

can we...start a thread where we all ink our own sharpied l-g quote shirts and post pictures?

I'd like to remind everybody of the last time a member combined a sharpie and a camera.

I think a really great tee shirt would be a hand drawn picture of a sharpie with a dildo next to it that says "I <3 ho-jo".

Go date somebody.

I'd like to remind everybody of the last time a member combined a sharpie and a camera.

And a member, sort of.

Anyway, I don't wear shirts that are a colour you could write on with a sharpie.

Si! I'm pretty sure that silver sharpies write on black shirts.

But do I really want a sparkly silver and black shirt?

A bleach pen would be kinda cool.

Ooo! And I'll be able to fit a big quote cuz I'm fat and wear shirts too big for me anyways