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Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ...(Read 65915 times)
Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #360 on: October 22, 2009, 03:03:28 AM
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #361 on: October 22, 2009, 03:09:57 AM
I like fyrenza, leave her the fuck alone.

Umm fyrenza if you want you could send me titty pics?

Oh shit I bet that sounded queer, well not queer but possibly disturbing.

But god damn it I was thinking about you at work today and wondering about your nipples
and since we seem to be kindred spirits sort of, I thought you might understand.

You are one of the few people on these boards I actually consider interesting. ( in that way )
But I don't expect much from life anyway and any perk is welcome.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #362 on: October 22, 2009, 03:19:55 AM
Jesus tittyfucking christ.....who the fuck forgot to give Tru his meds?  You're supposed to crush his pills up when you put them in his food or he'll just spit them out.
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #363 on: October 22, 2009, 10:15:07 AM
I like fyrenza, leave her the fuck alone.

Umm fyrenza if you want you could send me titty pics?

Oh shit I bet that sounded queer, well not queer but possibly disturbing.

But god damn it I was thinking about you at work today and wondering about your nipples
and since we seem to be kindred spirits sort of, I thought you might understand.

You are one of the few people on these boards I actually consider interesting. ( in that way )
But I don't expect much from life anyway and any perk is welcome.

good angle. appeal to the crazy. if anyone aside from zoomie is gonna get fyrenza nipple pics it's you, tru.

annnnnd...i just threw up a little.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #364 on: October 22, 2009, 01:16:24 PM
Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates ...

Back On Topic!

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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #365 on: October 22, 2009, 01:47:10 PM
Can I?

Actually, I thought that exchange to be kinda humorous ...

What do I know?
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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #366 on: October 22, 2009, 02:39:05 PM
Well they are pretty close in age...
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #367 on: October 22, 2009, 05:49:21 PM
the arabs were eating their dates ...
I thought only praying mantises did that...



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #368 on: October 23, 2009, 12:00:17 AM
What's the point of signing up when we would just flame them endlessly until they left?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #369 on: October 23, 2009, 12:26:23 AM
I thought that was the WHOLE point ... ???
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #370 on: October 23, 2009, 02:48:15 AM
No, that's the game.

The truth is we would be very happy to find soemody who would stay...curry muncher is proof of that.
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #371 on: October 23, 2009, 11:57:55 AM
Tru'dat ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #372 on: October 23, 2009, 02:33:35 PM
But you are old so I will just assume you are tired of trying and are ready to die.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #373 on: October 23, 2009, 06:22:50 PM
I'm not old, and I'm not (quite) ready to die ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #374 on: October 23, 2009, 07:20:50 PM
I'm not old, and I'm not (quite) ready to die ...

This is the fucking "quote" thread, dumbass, not the "comment on every post that happens immediately after yours" thread.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #375 on: October 23, 2009, 07:40:43 PM
Are you sure about that?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #376 on: October 23, 2009, 10:56:57 PM
I forgot where I was for a minute; sorry ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #377 on: October 24, 2009, 02:19:38 AM
I fell asleep waiting for the street light and crashed into the car ahead of me.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #378 on: October 24, 2009, 04:23:13 AM
Jesus tittyfucking christ.....who the fuck forgot to give Tru his meds?  You're supposed to crush his pills up when you put them in his food or he'll just spit them out.

They distinctly say "DO NOT CRUSH OR CHEW" on the bottle, get with the program buddy.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #379 on: October 24, 2009, 12:38:37 PM
Did they accuse you of pooping overboard?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #380 on: October 24, 2009, 12:40:37 PM
Yeah I carry a vial of chloroform and a rag at all times. For protection.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #381 on: October 24, 2009, 03:50:13 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #382 on: October 24, 2009, 03:51:00 PM
Bahahaha!

Jesus tittyfucking christ.....who the fuck forgot to give Tru his meds?  You're supposed to crush his pills up when you put them in his food or he'll just spit them out.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #383 on: October 24, 2009, 07:01:29 PM
I also cracked a smile at that quote.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #384 on: October 24, 2009, 07:34:25 PM
Some day you'll make it into space, Thrash...

...and enter geosynchronous orbit over Jacksonville.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #385 on: October 25, 2009, 02:15:46 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #386 on: October 25, 2009, 09:01:13 PM
No, that's the game.

The truth is we would be very happy to find soemody who would stay...curry muncher is proof of that.

You guys only like me cuz i stick around?

...and yet I'm not surprised.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #387 on: October 25, 2009, 09:57:27 PM
Well, we don't post anything interesting, or funny, and ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #388 on: October 26, 2009, 12:37:02 AM
If it makes you feel any better I don't like you Sakhi.  Your constant lack of titty pics enrages me beyond belief, and I am a female.  I can't even imagine the repressed anger that the men feel.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #389 on: October 26, 2009, 12:46:33 AM
I feel glad we're not getting raided as a result?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')