Maybe I'll tell you about it tomorrow when I'm not so tired.

A couple facts regarding this date: I feel really gross right now and I'm going to have to get my dress drycleaned because there's semen on it.

iono. sounds like somebody had a pretty good time.

Nope. I feel disgusted.

Haha....Monica.

way to go for the obvious joke, ziggy.

send him the bill for the dry cleaning. your date, i mean. not danzig.

fuck, send it to danzig, too. and dave. and kyle. somebody will pony up and pay the fucking thing.

Haha....Monica.

Actually yeah I feel similar to her right now!

way to go for the obvious joke, ziggy.

send him the bill for the dry cleaning. your date, i mean. not danzig.

fuck, send it to danzig, too. and dave. and kyle. somebody will pony up and pay the fucking thing.

I think I love you.... *swoon*

Take a picture of the stain.

Ever had your ass dry humped? Ever had your date cum on your tights and get it on your dress and then leave and say "We'll talk, I'm not sure when I'll see you again."

HAHAHAHA thats the social grace of bagman. I mean fine it's not like I'm in love with the guy but if he didn't want to hang out again he could've just said something like "Have a good night, and I'll talk to you later." Not "I don't lnow when I'll see you again." Slightly a step above "Go fuck yourself, bitch."

Take a picture of the stain.

Maybe tomorrow but it just looks clear not white or anything. Don't think it'll show up in a picture.

Hahaha, you got sperm p'unked.

I s'pose so, but I was pretty weird to the guy during the whole hook up. "Don't do that, do this, don't do that, can't do that, yeah I like that. What are you doing??? Ever been fucked in the ass by a girl? Ever swallowed your own semen? Do you spit or swallow when you're giving a guy a BJ? Oh, you don't like guys? Tell your girlfriend I like your valentines day underwear."

I just like fucking with people sometimes...

And again, I feel dead inside reading this. So. Very. Hollow.

What? Why? I don't get it.

There was this one time I shot in my own mouth......by accident, let me clarify.

So you wierded him out totally and he doesn't want to screw you again.... correct?
Seriously, if a chick was trying to fuck with me I'd figure out a way of fucking with her even more for being an idiot. Just leaving like that is a valid mind-game.

Dry humping? In my day we'd just fuck in the car in her driveway, go out for a burger and if she liked me, and I liked her, we'd fuck again. That was a typical first date in the 70s. AIDS ruined everything.

Yeah... I'm not fucking someone I barely know b/c of std's. You can get them even if you use a condom.

On another note, I feel better today and am glad I had this experience because now I know 100% for sure that I do not like hooking up with someone I barely know.

you need that special Mormon sex sheet.

that'll keep the diseases off.

I can't reply in this thread because anything I might say would surely get me in trouble with my girlfriend.

So you wierded him out totally and he doesn't want to screw you again.... correct?
Seriously, if a chick was trying to fuck with me I'd figure out a way of fucking with her even more for being an idiot. Just leaving like that is a valid mind-game.

If a guy can't handle my jokes, then he's not a guy I would want to hang out with anyways.

yeah, but it sounds like you tried to be a smartass and are surprised that he's being impolite back. Maybe you were kidding, I dunno, just going from what you posted first up

I can't reply in this thread because anything I might say would surely get me in trouble with my boyfriend.

You homos are so repressed...

FLAMINGLY REPRESSED!

like a wet flannel

He was dry humping you and came?

Dry hump FTW!

What do you expect from bagman anyway?

It wasn't bagman. He wishes.

yeah he was like dry humping my butt then I guess he whipped it out and came on my clothing.

Ugh. That guy was fucking hot but I'm way creeped out by him now...

It wasn't bagman. He wishes.

yeah he was like humping my butt then I guess he whipped it out and came on my clothing.

Ugh. That guy was fucking hot but I'm way creeped out by him now...

wtf? was this your first date? what a creep.

but i am curious as to why you were face-down/ass-up with your clothes still on.

yeah it was the first date.

because i didnt wanna have sex but he kept laying on top of me, kissing me/ humping me then we started talking about butt stuff and then he asked me to lay on my stomach then he started doing various other things. i didnt wanna get naked because i totally wasnt wanting to have sex and i thought it would lead to it.

Yeah, me too ...

You know, if you were a wise-ass to, well ...
I'd do it back in such a way that you'd be scarred for life ...

Either way; it's so fucking H-O-T!