Nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower.

Exactly. I like to be scrubbed clean and shaved hairless before sex if possible. An after shower can sometimes also lead to another romp, which is fabulous since im rarely sated.

When the water has reached the appropriate temperature, I step into the shower. Closing my eyes I let the heat wash over me until I no longer feel it burn. I spend the next fifteen minutes slowly dragging a razor across my scalp, "with the grain" as they say, until not a hair stands upon my head.

It seems Balor and Katie have the same general strategy.

edit: i don't shave my head area.

pussy, legs, underarms... in that order. i want the razor to be at it's sharpest for the best spots.

Wow, that actually makes sense ....
However, it still sounds kinda scary ...

Odd ...

Odd? As far as I've ever observed, that's sorta standard procedure.

Nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower.

Exactly. I like to be scrubbed clean and shaved hairless before sex if possible. An after shower can sometimes also lead to another romp, which is fabulous since im rarely sated.

True that. There's also nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower, sex, shower.

I guess I'm a dirty hoor because I usually don't shower after doing it, even if going out in public afterwards.

I'm a cold weather person living in the tropics. I shower a bunch.

I guess I'm a dirty hoor because I usually don't shower after doing it, even if going out in public afterwards.

THIS!

There's nothing more fun. I'm like ya buddy you know we just got our fuck on. Hair all matted from the sweat; greasy faces; the smell of semen and female ejaculate on our skin; her lips still bright red from sucking my dick.

Nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower.

Nothing wrong with shower sex.

kill 2 birds...

I guess I'm a dirty hoor because I usually don't shower after doing it, even if going out in public afterwards.

That kinda turned me on a little.

THIS!

There's nothing more fun. I'm like ya buddy you know we just got our fuck on. Hair all matted from the sweat; greasy faces; the smell of semen and female ejaculate on our skin; her lips still bright red from sucking my dick.

Aaaaaand that killed it.

He really should write for Penthouse Forum...

He really should write for Penthouse Forum...

As long as there isn't a picture of the author along with his stated "true story".

That would be the best bit

I'm like ya buddy you know we just got our fuck on. Hair all matted from the sweat; greasy faces; the smell of semen and female ejaculate on our skin; her lips still bright red from sucking my dick.

Ladies: your opinion?

My cock wouldn't even fit in his eyeball, no fun

so that gal hasn't gotten back to me but i'm writing to a new one. she doesn't have a picture. i wonder if i should be concerned. probably.

so that gal hasn't gotten back to me but i'm writing to a new one. she doesn't have a picture. i wonder if i should be concerned. probably.

Would you buy food for your kids online?

so that gal hasn't gotten back to me but i'm writing to a new one. she doesn't have a picture. i wonder if i should be concerned. probably.

Would you buy food for your kids online?

i order pizza online all the time. does that count?

i think so!

pizza online has fucking PICTURES, so you KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET.

yeah but those photos are all fake, anyway! just like the photos on craigslist!

might as well take a chance.

tell you what:

if you want to pick up girls, you need to do it like tricky does and ask them to come visit LG.

if they can hang with us, then you'll know the only chance you're taking is...

actually, there's no assurance that someone that can hang with us won't still be batshit crazy.

carry on.

I wasn't picking up anyone!!! THat girl is just my friend. blahhhh

brook only has eyes for ME!

but anyway, why the heck is your skype set to do not disturb or whatever, rucas?

pizza online has fucking PICTURES, so you KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET.

Then, after the all the anticipation, just when your readly to dig in, you find out it has a sausage.

some folks like sausage pizza.

Thats is true, I am not one of them.

I dislike tranny pizza.

I'VE ALREADY GOT A SAUSAGE PIZZA DAMMIT

SHUT UP I'M FUCKING STARVING!!!!

EAT ME, FAG