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which reminds me, B====D could we do the peacock in aug?


dylan gets sex - man sex(Read 10850 times)
Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #30 on: April 10, 2009, 09:34:07 PM
haha.  I'm two klicks away from Augusta too.

Sounds like an interesting way for you to spend an evening, then!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #31 on: April 10, 2009, 09:35:41 PM
Yeah Jonesy's wife sounds hot.
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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #32 on: April 10, 2009, 09:40:24 PM
Dude, that'd be a totally hot situation, you know, if you didn't have to bone dude too ...
Oh, wait, that's not a new thing to you; I forget these things sometimes ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #33 on: April 10, 2009, 09:40:34 PM
No thank you.  I'm waiting for Sarah to dump her hubby. (to fuck HER, assholes)
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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #34 on: April 10, 2009, 09:43:01 PM
If she dumps her hubby she's mine.

Of course, as her stalker, I could have her anytime. I'd just rather she be warm. And alive. But whatev.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #35 on: April 10, 2009, 09:47:01 PM
It's sweet, how you two fight over me. But also terrifying. Glad you both know how I like it.
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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #36 on: April 10, 2009, 09:48:17 PM
On a gurney in the basement of the medical examiner's office?
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #37 on: April 10, 2009, 09:50:57 PM
I'd cut my dick off for you, Sarah.  And feed it to Kyle.
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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #38 on: April 10, 2009, 09:52:09 PM
I'd cut my dick off for you, Sarah.  And feed it to Kyle.

And we've entered the territory of stay the fuck away from me.
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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #39 on: April 10, 2009, 09:54:19 PM
 :'(

Hehehe.....j/k I want your boobs, that's all.
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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #40 on: April 10, 2009, 09:55:46 PM
(oYo)
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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #41 on: April 10, 2009, 09:56:17 PM
:D
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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #42 on: April 10, 2009, 10:01:17 PM
j/k

When people say "just kidding", there's usually a grain of truth hidden behind the "joke".
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #43 on: April 10, 2009, 10:07:19 PM
j/k

When people say "just kidding", there's usually a grain of truth hidden behind the "joke".

thx captain obvious. =P
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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #44 on: April 10, 2009, 10:26:33 PM
no problem - just kidding.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #45 on: April 10, 2009, 11:02:35 PM
You're right, I'm stalking her  :-[
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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #46 on: April 10, 2009, 11:15:04 PM
I'm going to find where you live and rape you and kill your whole family.

j/klol
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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #47 on: April 10, 2009, 11:50:45 PM
OMGWTFYURSOFUNNUH!!!!11!!!
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Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #48 on: April 11, 2009, 01:22:29 AM
I'm going to find where you live and rape you and kill your whole family.

j/klol

It's KILL then RAPE... get it right.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #49 on: April 11, 2009, 09:13:51 AM
Meh. It's slightly better when they're still wigglin'.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #50 on: April 11, 2009, 10:31:59 AM
You're right, I'm stalking her  :-[

Zoomie, you gonna put up with this intrusion into your turf?



Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #51 on: April 11, 2009, 10:42:39 AM
Age and experience my friend. Not even slightly concerned.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #52 on: April 11, 2009, 10:47:26 AM
yeah, but who can resist the opportunity to slap him around some?



Re: dylan gets sex - man sex Reply #53 on: April 12, 2009, 03:29:39 AM
No, see ...
... you let HIM do all the stupid shit and get caught
... if ever you fuck up from that point on it'll get pinned on him

... it's brilliant!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')