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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.(Read 51927 times)
Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #30 on: April 13, 2009, 09:51:46 AM
Shame, I would of had a chance if you were on the sauce.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #31 on: April 13, 2009, 09:56:52 AM
I'm currently an unattractive and boring alcoholic. I was just unattractive and boring when I lived in L.A.

What I'm saying is... do you have any vodka?
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 09:57:28 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #32 on: April 13, 2009, 10:06:34 AM
Yes. It wont do you any good from 12,000 miles.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #33 on: April 13, 2009, 10:19:53 AM
psh. Just because the cab-driver couldn't see it I wouldn't say you should think poorly of your appearance. From what I've seen here, there are few zombies I'd rather shag.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #34 on: April 13, 2009, 10:35:39 AM
Unattractive could be applied to personality.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #35 on: April 13, 2009, 11:33:11 AM
I'm a horrible witch of a woman, I'm ugly and my personality sucks.

There, happy now, everyone??

Gawd.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 11:33:26 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #36 on: April 13, 2009, 11:36:27 AM
hmm.

wasent meaning it applied to you, just that it you could be appling it to yourself.

~shrug. sorry (?)
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #37 on: April 13, 2009, 11:38:07 AM
I give up.

I've been in self pitty mode for the past week or so.

Anyways, Sasha, I suggest looking for a job or if you do have one, a better paying job, getting health insuracne, and dumping the BF once and for all.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 11:38:25 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #38 on: April 13, 2009, 01:24:37 PM
i think brook is fabulous!  and i hang out with her a lot so i should know.

He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #39 on: April 13, 2009, 01:27:44 PM
Maybe she's terrible and you're just like the lobster slowly dying in a big pot of awfulness completely unawares.

I mean, you've kept company with some real assholes in the past.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #40 on: April 13, 2009, 02:39:17 PM
C likes me!! Wooo! Maybe I can get her to ban anyone who gets on my nerves too much. *looking at you, eitje*

you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #41 on: April 13, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
awww balor you are not an asshole!  you are like a warm, cuddly teddy bear that likes hugs, sunshine and rainbows.
He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #42 on: April 13, 2009, 03:13:48 PM
...on a spit over a hickory fire.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #43 on: April 13, 2009, 03:46:54 PM
This thread is way fucking emo.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #44 on: April 13, 2009, 03:51:18 PM
He doesn't know about loaded-gun you dumb bastards.... oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #45 on: April 13, 2009, 03:59:28 PM
Uh I think he found the site.... I guess I'm about as good at deleting internet pages as he is.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #46 on: April 13, 2009, 04:06:37 PM
Uh I think he found the site.... I guess I'm about as good at deleting internet pages as he is.

We have a winner!!!!
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #47 on: April 13, 2009, 05:44:48 PM
Maybe he's trying to find you a better job, Sasha ...
Perhaps he's trying to give himself better coverage for the inevitable ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #48 on: April 13, 2009, 06:13:32 PM
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #49 on: April 13, 2009, 06:45:38 PM
oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

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I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #50 on: April 13, 2009, 08:43:56 PM
Unattractive could be applied to personality.

That's a very Dungeons & Dragons thing to say!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #51 on: April 13, 2009, 08:45:46 PM
oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

Quote from: 13chemicals
I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?

Maybe it's just a bank card?
Or a lie.
Or she was being ironic?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #52 on: April 13, 2009, 08:47:16 PM
maybe....

~rolls

hm, youre right.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #53 on: April 13, 2009, 08:59:31 PM
Maybe I care. Maybe I was making a joke. Maybe she doesn't need you to defend her.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #54 on: April 13, 2009, 09:08:58 PM
Maybe I care. Maybe I was making a joke. Maybe she doesn't need you to defend her.

YOU CARE ABOUT SASHA!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #55 on: April 13, 2009, 09:11:28 PM
That's beside the point. She's a big girl. Let her answer.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #56 on: April 13, 2009, 09:27:52 PM
That's beside the point. She's a big girl. Let her answer.

She won't be able to talk, with you making out with her.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #57 on: April 13, 2009, 09:29:10 PM
I said she's a big girl, not  fat girl, Lucas.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #58 on: April 13, 2009, 09:39:40 PM
you'd love her sister.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #59 on: April 13, 2009, 09:47:00 PM
All of her. She's a twin isn't she?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!