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Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.

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My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.(Read 30383 times)
Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #30 on: April 13, 2009, 09:51:46 AM
Shame, I would of had a chance if you were on the sauce.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #31 on: April 13, 2009, 09:56:52 AM
I'm currently an unattractive and boring alcoholic. I was just unattractive and boring when I lived in L.A.

What I'm saying is... do you have any vodka?
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #32 on: April 13, 2009, 10:06:34 AM
Yes. It wont do you any good from 12,000 miles.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #33 on: April 13, 2009, 10:19:53 AM
psh. Just because the cab-driver couldn't see it I wouldn't say you should think poorly of your appearance. From what I've seen here, there are few zombies I'd rather shag.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #34 on: April 13, 2009, 10:35:39 AM
Unattractive could be applied to personality.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #35 on: April 13, 2009, 11:33:11 AM
I'm a horrible witch of a woman, I'm ugly and my personality sucks.

There, happy now, everyone??

Gawd.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 11:33:26 AM by tricky »
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #36 on: April 13, 2009, 11:36:27 AM
hmm.

wasent meaning it applied to you, just that it you could be appling it to yourself.

~shrug. sorry (?)
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #37 on: April 13, 2009, 11:38:07 AM
I give up.

I've been in self pitty mode for the past week or so.

Anyways, Sasha, I suggest looking for a job or if you do have one, a better paying job, getting health insuracne, and dumping the BF once and for all.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 11:38:25 AM by tricky »
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #38 on: April 13, 2009, 01:24:37 PM
i think brook is fabulous!  and i hang out with her a lot so i should know.

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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #39 on: April 13, 2009, 01:27:44 PM
Maybe she's terrible and you're just like the lobster slowly dying in a big pot of awfulness completely unawares.

I mean, you've kept company with some real assholes in the past.
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #40 on: April 13, 2009, 02:39:17 PM
C likes me!! Wooo! Maybe I can get her to ban anyone who gets on my nerves too much. *looking at you, eitje*

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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #41 on: April 13, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
awww balor you are not an asshole!  you are like a warm, cuddly teddy bear that likes hugs, sunshine and rainbows.
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He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #42 on: April 13, 2009, 03:13:48 PM
...on a spit over a hickory fire.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #43 on: April 13, 2009, 03:46:54 PM
This thread is way fucking emo.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #44 on: April 13, 2009, 03:51:18 PM
He doesn't know about loaded-gun you dumb bastards.... oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #45 on: April 13, 2009, 03:59:28 PM
Uh I think he found the site.... I guess I'm about as good at deleting internet pages as he is.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #46 on: April 13, 2009, 04:06:37 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 13, 2009, 03:59:28 PM
Uh I think he found the site.... I guess I'm about as good at deleting internet pages as he is.

We have a winner!!!!
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #47 on: April 13, 2009, 05:44:48 PM
Maybe he's trying to find you a better job, Sasha ...
Perhaps he's trying to give himself better coverage for the inevitable ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #48 on: April 13, 2009, 06:13:32 PM
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #49 on: April 13, 2009, 06:45:38 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 13, 2009, 03:51:18 PM
oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

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I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #50 on: April 13, 2009, 08:43:56 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 13, 2009, 10:35:39 AM
Unattractive could be applied to personality.

That's a very Dungeons & Dragons thing to say!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #51 on: April 13, 2009, 08:45:46 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 06:45:38 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 13, 2009, 03:51:18 PM
oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

Quote from: 13chemicals
I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?

Maybe it's just a bank card?
Or a lie.
Or she was being ironic?
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #52 on: April 13, 2009, 08:47:16 PM
maybe....

~rolls

hm, youre right.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #53 on: April 13, 2009, 08:59:31 PM
Maybe I care. Maybe I was making a joke. Maybe she doesn't need you to defend her.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #54 on: April 13, 2009, 09:08:58 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 08:59:31 PM
Maybe I care. Maybe I was making a joke. Maybe she doesn't need you to defend her.

YOU CARE ABOUT SASHA!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #55 on: April 13, 2009, 09:11:28 PM
That's beside the point. She's a big girl. Let her answer.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #56 on: April 13, 2009, 09:27:52 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 09:11:28 PM
That's beside the point. She's a big girl. Let her answer.

She won't be able to talk, with you making out with her.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #57 on: April 13, 2009, 09:29:10 PM
I said she's a big girl, not  fat girl, Lucas.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #58 on: April 13, 2009, 09:39:40 PM
you'd love her sister.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #59 on: April 13, 2009, 09:47:00 PM
All of her. She's a twin isn't she?
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