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facebook is deliciously disgusting in it's nature.
i loved my myspace because i could have a song.
now i use facebook to wall-to-wall with my roommate.
my roommate, for christs' sake.
it's totally unneccessary.
yet hilarious.
it's beautiful.
i'm still drunk.
drunk loaded-gunning is way worse because the losers on my facebook friends list don't ever try to call me on stupid thoughts. they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.

a pillow fight would be fun. like, a girls pillow fight when guys are watching. exhibitionist, maybe? maaaaaayyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.(Read 30387 times)
Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #30 on: April 13, 2009, 09:51:46 AM
Shame, I would of had a chance if you were on the sauce.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #31 on: April 13, 2009, 09:56:52 AM
I'm currently an unattractive and boring alcoholic. I was just unattractive and boring when I lived in L.A.

What I'm saying is... do you have any vodka?
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 09:57:28 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #32 on: April 13, 2009, 10:06:34 AM
Yes. It wont do you any good from 12,000 miles.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #33 on: April 13, 2009, 10:19:53 AM
psh. Just because the cab-driver couldn't see it I wouldn't say you should think poorly of your appearance. From what I've seen here, there are few zombies I'd rather shag.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #34 on: April 13, 2009, 10:35:39 AM
Unattractive could be applied to personality.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #35 on: April 13, 2009, 11:33:11 AM
I'm a horrible witch of a woman, I'm ugly and my personality sucks.

There, happy now, everyone??

Gawd.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 11:33:26 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #36 on: April 13, 2009, 11:36:27 AM
hmm.

wasent meaning it applied to you, just that it you could be appling it to yourself.

~shrug. sorry (?)
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #37 on: April 13, 2009, 11:38:07 AM
I give up.

I've been in self pitty mode for the past week or so.

Anyways, Sasha, I suggest looking for a job or if you do have one, a better paying job, getting health insuracne, and dumping the BF once and for all.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 11:38:25 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #38 on: April 13, 2009, 01:24:37 PM
i think brook is fabulous!  and i hang out with her a lot so i should know.

He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #39 on: April 13, 2009, 01:27:44 PM
Maybe she's terrible and you're just like the lobster slowly dying in a big pot of awfulness completely unawares.

I mean, you've kept company with some real assholes in the past.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #40 on: April 13, 2009, 02:39:17 PM
C likes me!! Wooo! Maybe I can get her to ban anyone who gets on my nerves too much. *looking at you, eitje*

you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #41 on: April 13, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
awww balor you are not an asshole!  you are like a warm, cuddly teddy bear that likes hugs, sunshine and rainbows.
He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #42 on: April 13, 2009, 03:13:48 PM
...on a spit over a hickory fire.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #43 on: April 13, 2009, 03:46:54 PM
This thread is way fucking emo.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #44 on: April 13, 2009, 03:51:18 PM
He doesn't know about loaded-gun you dumb bastards.... oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #45 on: April 13, 2009, 03:59:28 PM
Uh I think he found the site.... I guess I'm about as good at deleting internet pages as he is.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #46 on: April 13, 2009, 04:06:37 PM
Uh I think he found the site.... I guess I'm about as good at deleting internet pages as he is.

We have a winner!!!!
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #47 on: April 13, 2009, 05:44:48 PM
Maybe he's trying to find you a better job, Sasha ...
Perhaps he's trying to give himself better coverage for the inevitable ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #48 on: April 13, 2009, 06:13:32 PM
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #49 on: April 13, 2009, 06:45:38 PM
oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

Quote from: 13chemicals
I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #50 on: April 13, 2009, 08:43:56 PM
Unattractive could be applied to personality.

That's a very Dungeons & Dragons thing to say!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #51 on: April 13, 2009, 08:45:46 PM
oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

Quote from: 13chemicals
I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?

Maybe it's just a bank card?
Or a lie.
Or she was being ironic?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #52 on: April 13, 2009, 08:47:16 PM
maybe....

~rolls

hm, youre right.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #53 on: April 13, 2009, 08:59:31 PM
Maybe I care. Maybe I was making a joke. Maybe she doesn't need you to defend her.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #54 on: April 13, 2009, 09:08:58 PM
Maybe I care. Maybe I was making a joke. Maybe she doesn't need you to defend her.

YOU CARE ABOUT SASHA!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #55 on: April 13, 2009, 09:11:28 PM
That's beside the point. She's a big girl. Let her answer.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #56 on: April 13, 2009, 09:27:52 PM
That's beside the point. She's a big girl. Let her answer.

She won't be able to talk, with you making out with her.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #57 on: April 13, 2009, 09:29:10 PM
I said she's a big girl, not  fat girl, Lucas.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #58 on: April 13, 2009, 09:39:40 PM
you'd love her sister.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #59 on: April 13, 2009, 09:47:00 PM
All of her. She's a twin isn't she?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!