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My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.(Read 30380 times)
Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #90 on: April 14, 2009, 10:38:29 AM
With semi digested peanuts?




Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #91 on: April 14, 2009, 10:39:29 AM
Only the sharp ones that prickle on the way out...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #92 on: April 14, 2009, 12:42:55 PM
Only the sharp ones that prickle on the way out...

pumpking seeds are worse. i ate so many around halloween time that it felt like a porcupine was trying to walk backwards out my ass.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #93 on: April 14, 2009, 12:45:21 PM
That's so fucking sexy...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #94 on: April 14, 2009, 12:45:46 PM
I think I came a little.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #95 on: April 14, 2009, 12:46:44 PM
I came a lot. That was a three tissue cleanup.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #96 on: April 14, 2009, 03:23:34 PM
Monogamous relationships are soooo 2008.

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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #97 on: April 14, 2009, 05:34:37 PM
hahahahahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #98 on: April 14, 2009, 06:06:54 PM
Oh man the images going through my mind right now.  I can't tell if I want to rub one out or vomit.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #99 on: April 14, 2009, 06:14:43 PM
Do both ...
... and record/post it!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #100 on: April 14, 2009, 06:37:42 PM
I shit, you guys.

I shit.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #101 on: April 14, 2009, 06:48:37 PM
Do both ...
... and record/post it!
1 man 1 cup



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #102 on: April 14, 2009, 06:53:51 PM
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #103 on: April 14, 2009, 09:22:04 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #104 on: April 16, 2009, 12:34:29 AM
oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

Quote from: 13chemicals
I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?

Maybe it's just a bank card?
Or a lie.
Or she was being ironic?

It's a VISA check card.  Sorry if I didn't specify gang.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #105 on: April 16, 2009, 12:39:29 AM
Okay so I went to my addictionologist today.  They won't give me my suboxone unless I go to group. BUT since I hate going to group I go to the addiction therapist next door.  Today was my second time seeing her.  I told her that my boyfriend was a coke head addicted to porn and she said, "porn addiction and cocaine go hand in hand," and I said, "what should I do?" and she said, "uh.... dump him, you don't seem happy with him." 



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #106 on: April 16, 2009, 12:46:57 AM
I hope you're not paying money for this advise.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #107 on: April 16, 2009, 12:50:02 AM
What the fuck is an addictionologist?

Is that like a mixologist?
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #108 on: April 16, 2009, 12:55:44 AM
Only if you got the right one wokka wokka wokka!
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KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #109 on: April 16, 2009, 02:13:42 AM
I'm going to be a bastard here and say I've never been addicted to anything. I have no background from which to understand how it works
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #110 on: April 16, 2009, 02:17:41 AM
Remeber when you discovered what your penis could do ?

well its sorta like that, except its safer to do in public.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #111 on: April 16, 2009, 02:27:45 AM
The only chemical I've ever let myself become addicted to has been caffeine. I get a massive splitting headache the first day after I stop drinking the stuff and the next day I have a mild headache and then it's gone and I've beaten the addiction. I've done it several times when I think my coffee consumption is getting out of hand.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #112 on: April 16, 2009, 03:31:07 AM
Okay so I went to my addictionologist today.  They won't give me my suboxone unless I go to group. BUT since I hate going to group I go to the addiction therapist next door.  Today was my second time seeing her.  I told her that my boyfriend was a coke head addicted to porn and she said, "porn addiction and cocaine go hand in hand," and I said, "what should I do?" and she said, "uh.... dump him, you don't seem happy with him." 

Addicts make me hard.  Can I cum in your hair, Snausha?  I hear it's good for it.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #113 on: April 16, 2009, 07:17:05 AM
oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

Quote from: 13chemicals
I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?

Maybe it's just a bank card?
Or a lie.
Or she was being ironic?

It's a VISA check card.  Sorry if I didn't specify gang.

I knew what you meant Sasha. You've said check card before. But it was fun watching Luke's Texas chivalry kick in as he defended you. Then got shitty with me cuz I defended my friends. Such a tool.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #114 on: April 16, 2009, 09:17:42 AM
I'm going to be a bastard here and say I've never been addicted to anything. I have no background from which to understand how it works

How's that sake/whiskey/beer binge you've been on for the last 6 months treating you?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #115 on: April 16, 2009, 09:18:39 AM
Then got shitty with me cuz I defended my friends. Such a tool.

OH.  I didn't know that we were playing no-hitsies-backsies.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #116 on: April 16, 2009, 11:46:34 AM
I'm going to be a bastard here and say I've never been addicted to anything. I have no background from which to understand how it works

How's that sake/whiskey/beer binge you've been on for the last 6 months treating you?

BAHAHAHA... Luke is nasty! Meeeee-ow
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #117 on: April 16, 2009, 05:22:33 PM
FTW?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #118 on: April 20, 2009, 12:18:21 AM
I hope you're not paying money for this advise.

I am, and a lot.  I am a heroin addict dummy, if I don't get my suboxone I start to detox and then I do something stupid like get more heroin.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #119 on: April 20, 2009, 12:20:51 AM
I meant the advice, not the drugs silly.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com