With semi digested peanuts?

Only the sharp ones that prickle on the way out...

Only the sharp ones that prickle on the way out...

pumpking seeds are worse. i ate so many around halloween time that it felt like a porcupine was trying to walk backwards out my ass.

That's so fucking sexy...

I think I came a little.

I came a lot. That was a three tissue cleanup.

Monogamous relationships are soooo 2008.

hahahahahahaha ....

Oh man the images going through my mind right now.  I can't tell if I want to rub one out or vomit.

Do both ...
... and record/post it!

I shit, you guys.

I shit.

Do both ...
... and record/post it!

1 man 1 cup

Do both ...
... and record/post it!

1 man 1 cup

Gross. ^5

I shit, you guys.

I shit.

oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?

Maybe it's just a bank card?
Or a lie.
Or she was being ironic?

It's a VISA check card.  Sorry if I didn't specify gang.

Okay so I went to my addictionologist today.  They won't give me my suboxone unless I go to group. BUT since I hate going to group I go to the addiction therapist next door.  Today was my second time seeing her.  I told her that my boyfriend was a coke head addicted to porn and she said, "porn addiction and cocaine go hand in hand," and I said, "what should I do?" and she said, "uh.... dump him, you don't seem happy with him." 

I hope you're not paying money for this advise.

What the fuck is an addictionologist?

Is that like a mixologist?

Only if you got the right one wokka wokka wokka!

I'm going to be a bastard here and say I've never been addicted to anything. I have no background from which to understand how it works

Remeber when you discovered what your penis could do ?

well its sorta like that, except its safer to do in public.

The only chemical I've ever let myself become addicted to has been caffeine. I get a massive splitting headache the first day after I stop drinking the stuff and the next day I have a mild headache and then it's gone and I've beaten the addiction. I've done it several times when I think my coffee consumption is getting out of hand.

Okay so I went to my addictionologist today.  They won't give me my suboxone unless I go to group. BUT since I hate going to group I go to the addiction therapist next door.  Today was my second time seeing her.  I told her that my boyfriend was a coke head addicted to porn and she said, "porn addiction and cocaine go hand in hand," and I said, "what should I do?" and she said, "uh.... dump him, you don't seem happy with him." 

Addicts make me hard.  Can I cum in your hair, Snausha?  I hear it's good for it.

oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?

Maybe it's just a bank card?
Or a lie.
Or she was being ironic?

It's a VISA check card.  Sorry if I didn't specify gang.

I knew what you meant Sasha. You've said check card before. But it was fun watching Luke's Texas chivalry kick in as he defended you. Then got shitty with me cuz I defended my friends. Such a tool.

I'm going to be a bastard here and say I've never been addicted to anything. I have no background from which to understand how it works

How's that sake/whiskey/beer binge you've been on for the last 6 months treating you?

Then got shitty with me cuz I defended my friends. Such a tool.

OH.  I didn't know that we were playing no-hitsies-backsies.

I'm going to be a bastard here and say I've never been addicted to anything. I have no background from which to understand how it works

How's that sake/whiskey/beer binge you've been on for the last 6 months treating you?

BAHAHAHA... Luke is nasty! Meeeee-ow

FTW?

I hope you're not paying money for this advise.

I am, and a lot.  I am a heroin addict dummy, if I don't get my suboxone I start to detox and then I do something stupid like get more heroin.

I meant the advice, not the drugs silly.