If I don't get arrested leaving the counrty.....

I forgot to pay a court fine, it was due on the 28th of March. It has gone to warrant by now.

hahahaha!

16 is plenty legal in most of the world!

It is here.

There ya go, Lucas! She wants you.

I think age of consent in Texas is 17 (if the partner is 18+).  16-18, the age of consent is at most 2 years less than the partner's age.

Down here, ants are just inevitable. You just don't leave anything laying around for long, the best you can do is not attract them any more than you have to.

As of yesterday I have ants in my fucking apartment.

I put poison in my front yard two days ago for about 3 ant piles.
It rained last night, and now I have 6 OTHER ant piles!

Also, several years ago, I had a really bad gnat problem in one of the apartments I lived in.  Nothing would kill them all; they'd come back every 2 weeks or so.  I don't think the problem ever resolved itself...  I just moved away from it.

Down here, ants are just inevitable.

Do you guys paint your trees, like in other equatorial/semi-tropical locations?

16 is plenty legal in most of the world!

It is here.

There ya go, Lucas! She wants you.

I think age of consent in Texas is 17.

In Mass. There is two different ages of consent. If you have sex with somebody under 18 and they werent not a virgin, you are safe. Have sex with somebody under 18 who IS a virgin, youre fucked.

Down here, ants are just inevitable.

Do you guys paint your trees, like in other equatorial/semi-tropical locations?

Yep, some of them anyway.

In Mass. There is two different ages of consent. If you have sex with somebody under 18 and they werent not a virgin, you are safe. Have sex with somebody under 18 who IS a virgin, youre fucked.

....literally.

also:  i'll keep that in mind, the next time I'm in mass.

16 is plenty legal in most of the world!

It is here.

There ya go, Lucas! She wants you.

I think age of consent in Texas is 17.

In Mass. There is two different ages of consent. If you have sex with somebody under 18 and they werent not a virgin, you are safe. Have sex with somebody under 18 who IS a virgin, youre fucked.

Age of consent here is 16. Used to be 14, when a previous Prime Minister had a girlfriend that age. Our airport is named after him, and there's a big statue of him down by the market.

Yeah ants are cool. They keep cockroaches and centipedes at bay. As long as you live cleanly they don't tend to bug you much. If you have those large winged ants, though, that's a slightly different story. Then it's time to find the source and whip out the old caulk gun.

@Sakhi: "How do you get a picture of underage-ness, exactly?" I said a picture of YOU being underage, not your underage-ness itself. There's only one way to take a picture of your underagedness and that's forbidden by board rules I guess...

Age of consent here is 16. Used to be 14, when a previous Prime Minister had a girlfriend that age. Our airport is named after him, and there's a big statue of him down by the market.

Age of consent in Quebec is 14, but only with a partner of up to a certain age. I think 16 is the age of full on crazy-go-nuts consent. Still it used to amuse me to see 14+ written on all the condom shop doors.

Yeah ants are cool. ... As long as you live cleanly they don't tend to bug you much.

woop!  woop!  woop!
aww, shit, that's the pun alarm, doorm!

Yeah ants are cool. They keep cockroaches and centipedes at bay.

I've never actually heard that - how so?

We have all three of those things in Antigua, and cockroaches and centipedes are two of my least favourite things in the world. Doesn't help that they're huge here. Living cleanly certainly helps keep away both roaches and ants, though. Centipedes are a little more random.

I mean if you have an ant infestation. They man the borders. Centipedes may actually stick around, though. Fucking centipedes.
The weather just turned up here in the Philly/NJ region (NYC too, so I hear), and all the little arthropods are returning - including some that aren't so little. I ran into a massive centipede two days ago and a waterbug last night.

Define "massive".

I have found the best way to get rid of ants from inside the house, is to feed them outside. No, thats what I do... really.

16 is plenty legal in most of the world!

It is here.

There ya go, Lucas! She wants you.

I think age of consent in Texas is 17.

In Mass. There is two different ages of consent. If you have sex with somebody under 18 and they werent not a virgin, you are safe. Have sex with somebody under 18 who IS a virgin, youre fucked.

Age of consent here is 16. Used to be 14, when a previous Prime Minister had a girlfriend that age. Our airport is named after him, and there's a big statue of him down by the market.

is that where the lolitas hang out?

i've been having sex since i was 14. my boyfriend and i were both 14, he a month younger than me. we were monogamous for 8.5 years. then i broke up with him and turned into a whore. monogamy didn't agree with me. now it does, primarily because i'm ugly.

Age of consent here is 16. Used to be 14, when a previous Prime Minister had a girlfriend that age. Our airport is named after him, and there's a big statue of him down by the market.

is that where the lolitas hang out?

Nah, that's where they sell veggies and so forth.

As for age of consent, I was 14, she was 16. *I was taken advantage of. And I loved it.

*Not actually true.

mine was all sweet and precious , akward and romantic. i kinda feel bad for my friends whose first was miserably, icky, messy, painful and embarassing.

also, huge dick and nimble fingers. nothing better than coming home from church and getting it on when no one thinks you will.

Church? Eww. Thankfully I never really had to go through that.

the bishop kept flirting with my boyfriend, i think, and cleaning his ears with his car keys.

actually, it was pretty awesome. the sunday school was a meeting of PhD's in world religions, philosophy, one well known author, cranky old hippie lady who drove a thing and smoked pot and the bishop's wife who was addicted to football and would leave the game on during the service. and a few other people, like my dad, who's ALWAYS entertaining and usually a little drunk. all in all, i have to say, it was a good memory. and i could sneak out early with the kids...

the ants seem to have left.

...for now...

Define "massive".

OK massive for my New England sensibilities means it was the size of my pinkie. This was a scutigera instead of a lithobius. Dirty fuckers.

My church youth group when I was a kid was busted up because kids were selling. The church parking lot is where i first tried pot.

My new haircut is HOT.

It's pretty short, but I think it's hot. People who don't like short hair on girls can suck it.

I eat that shit up. Post pics dude.

My new haircut is HOT.

It's pretty short, but I think it's hot. People who don't like short hair on girls can suck it.

I love short hair, but only beanpoles can pull it off.  So post some pics.

monogamy didn't agree with me. now it does, primarily because i'm ugly.

At least you know your strengths...

right, let's see some pictures of your new hair. also, breasts or something. sorry, dave's not here and i'm crap at filling in for dudes.

will post pics soon. probably no boobs though. cleavage, maybe.

camel toe?