I try to be extremely precise when drinking & typing.  More so than normal, even!

So you use spell check and a straw ?

I just remembered I didn't know roaches could fly till I was 10. One went right at me and I was:  WTF !

Roaches are about my least favourite thing in the world. When I was 11 or so I was playing pool in an upstairs bar, and a fucking huge-ass roach flew in from the balcony and landed on my leg, and ran the fuck up under my shirt. *shudder*

I didn't like them much before that, but I liked them even less after.

Wood Boring Bees do not

Bo-ring!

Fuck both of you, I don't correct your spelling when you're drinking. But I will now.

Good luck!
I try to be extremely precise when drinking & typing.  More so than normal, even!

Haha. Same.

Zoomie, I didn't know you were drunk. I'll retract the outrage, but not the Naziism. Never the Naziism...

This is what makes the Brown Recluse so fucking awful.



Here's the necrosis that can happen from a bite:



They are common in my neck of the woods.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/brownrecluse.asp

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/slideshow_black_widow_brown_recluse_spiders/article_em.htm

It's funny how some bugs freak me out even though they are harmless. There are plenty that don't bother me...
June bugs, for example, are just annoying. They fly like they are drunk/retarded and ram into you...

Ticks bother me, but that's because I don't want Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever.

As a general rule I hate anything with more appendages than I have.

WTF..that looks like a mutant chicken baby...

How big are they?

two opposable thumbs on each claw? FUCK THAT.

and fuck this, too. i am too fucking emo tonight. i am going to go take a shower and try not to bash my face against the tiles.

>>How big are they?<<

I've seen them up to 3" long and they are fat and sturdy looking. But they stay underground most of the time.

two opposable thumbs on each claw? FUCK THAT.

and fuck this, too. i am too fucking emo tonight. i am going to go take a shower and try not to bash my face against the tiles.

Don't forget to slit your throat with the broken tiles!  Post pictures of your bloody unsuccessful suicide attempt.  I need bop photos.

3" long
fat
sturdy looking

I came

Oh by the way, Danzig. We have almost exactly the same taste in bugs. Silverfish and Isopods. Spot on.


Anybody love these guys as much as I do?


Just the right size they are.

Mites and pseudoscorpions FTW!  I like both, but have only seen a dead pseudoscorpion in a book many years ago.

I don't like the look of pseudo scorpions...I was afraid they were ticks before searching them up. I found one in the baby's crib once.

I ran from a wolf spider last night....well not from it, from its guts as my dad whacked it with my shoe. 

i hate cleaning those things up. we're getting black widows like crazy.

I know. I am a horrible person.

I'm leaving right now to have a Lebanese feast at me madres.  Later, niggers!

I'm leaving right now to watch a Lesbian feast at me madres.  Later, niggers!

I'm leaving right now to help a lesbian feast on me madre's vagina.  Later, niggers!

I'm a lesbian nigger!

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I get my first day off in 2 weeks tomorrow. Thank fucking god

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