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Moaning is a decidedly effeminate expression and so does not fly. Makes a man sound like he's taking it in the ass.
Personally I find a combination of growling, snarling, and talking dirty will enliven a lady just fine.
Ha ha! It doesn't count when she's only trying to make you think she likes it so you don't kill her when you're done.
"You want to see your family again don't you? Then stop crying and just go with the flow baby, yeah that's it! Howwwwwwl! Come on, howl with me, it's so... liberating!"


Current Thoughts(Read 1276947 times)
Re: Current Thoughts Reply #930 on: May 25, 2009, 05:34:58 AM
Pffft... snakes, spiders, wimps the lot of ya's.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #931 on: May 25, 2009, 07:05:15 AM
It's true.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #932 on: May 25, 2009, 05:49:28 PM
i haven't been here in like three days and i'm dreading catching up. dinner is almost done so i ain't doing it right now. a little bit later tonight and maybe tomorrow i will finish catching up. hope i didn't miss anything awesome.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #933 on: May 25, 2009, 05:59:40 PM
We only need two more threads and we'll have 666 in total.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #934 on: May 25, 2009, 07:22:34 PM
Damnit, bagman! I'm a pharmacist, not a pulmonologist!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #935 on: May 25, 2009, 08:08:15 PM
The biggest I've seen is about 5 centimetres, and they're okay as long as they're the thin kind. The scary one was probably only a centimetre or two bigger than that but it was so fat and dark. And it was about ten times faster.

O_O

Glad I'm not the only perv here.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #936 on: May 25, 2009, 08:10:23 PM
Tee hee.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #937 on: May 25, 2009, 08:16:43 PM
Oh.

I'd thought he meant that a 5cm spider is pretty fucking tiny.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #938 on: May 25, 2009, 08:20:11 PM
wtf ? bullshit. i mean.. no, you couldnt have. did you ? wow. hmm... okay.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #939 on: May 25, 2009, 08:21:00 PM
Oh.

I'd thought he meant that a 5cm spider is pretty fucking tiny.

Spider? WTF?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #940 on: May 25, 2009, 09:15:20 PM
The biggest I've seen is about 5 centimetres, and they're okay as long as they're the thin kind. The scary one was probably only a centimetre or two bigger than that but it was so fat and dark. And it was about ten times faster.

O_O

Glad I'm not the only perv here.

ditto
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #941 on: May 25, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
Fo shitto
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #942 on: May 26, 2009, 10:29:13 AM
I just applied the 10.5.7 update to my G4 Mac Mini.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #943 on: May 26, 2009, 11:08:23 AM
stuff white people like dot com is some of the funniest shit i've ever read in my life outside of texts from last night dot com.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #944 on: May 26, 2009, 07:14:53 PM
CT: I want drugs.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #945 on: May 26, 2009, 11:51:49 PM
CT: $20



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #946 on: May 27, 2009, 12:01:37 AM
CT: I'm officially 28. As my dad would say, oh laaawwwd.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #947 on: May 27, 2009, 12:14:41 AM
No fucking way?!!?? You mean you need birthday spankings??!!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #948 on: May 27, 2009, 12:31:18 AM
*gets video camera*
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #949 on: May 27, 2009, 12:44:53 AM
CT: I'm officially 28. As my dad would say, oh laaawwwd.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #950 on: May 27, 2009, 01:27:20 AM
THANK YOU.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #951 on: May 27, 2009, 01:29:19 AM
sorry, i haven't baked any cakes lately.

happy birthday! welcome to being 28. so far for me it's awesome.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #952 on: May 27, 2009, 01:29:26 AM
'appy birfday!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #953 on: May 27, 2009, 01:49:23 AM
Do you want some of my hair for your birthday, tricky?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #954 on: May 27, 2009, 01:52:49 AM
Since I got home tonight: couple glasses of delicious Glenmorangie, several beers, a couple joints, and now a big ol' Strongbow, and I'm soon hitting the sack a very happy camper.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #955 on: May 27, 2009, 05:48:05 AM
CT: I'm officially 28. As my dad would say, oh laaawwwd.
Happy birthday.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #956 on: May 27, 2009, 07:14:55 AM
Happy birthday Brooke.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #957 on: May 27, 2009, 07:39:14 AM
Gracias!

(and it's Brook, no "e")
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #958 on: May 27, 2009, 07:45:23 AM
Can I call you Brookee?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #959 on: May 27, 2009, 08:09:17 AM
OK Sure, nobody cares.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!