What about both at the same time?

CT:

Season change over sucks. Selling to Americans sucks. My fingers are cold.

What hurts more, hypothetically?

1. jalepeno shits
2. Joygasm with a strap-on and no lube

??

I imagine things going INTO my butt will hurt worse than things coming out of it, no matter how acidic.

I hate knowing the answer to these questions.

It's getting ridiculously hot here. I really hope it's nice and cool in the places we're going later this month.

What hurts more, hypothetically?

1. jalepeno shits
2. Joygasm with a strap-on and no lube

??

Well, with my strap-on I would definately pink sock someone without a good amount of lube. Even spit wouldn't really be enough... 

CT: Good gym workout today, feeling genki and ready for some bbq seafood tonight!

Good gym sessions are the shit. I've been being good the last couple months, averaging about four sessions per week, and feeling much better for it.

I signed up for a marathon in December, still not sure why. Maybe because it's in Okinawa

CT: goddamn you fever! now i cant go to that Yankees game.

Are you sure it's Fever? Maybe it's Chill?

/lame Dr. Mario reference

CT: I finally have a day off and I have so much to do around here. Fuck if I wanna do it though.

days off are for touching yourself and being naughty.



...and that is it!

I wish touching myself was enough for me. Yeah, I do it quite often but there's nothing like a real cock and an ass slapping.

Or a real cock slapping your ass.

i hear if you put balls over your eyes for 20 minutes a day it reduces wrinkles. is there anything balls can't do?!

Yes, krnsa, that too.

i hear if you put balls over your eyes for 20 minutes a day it reduces wrinkles. is there anything balls can't do?!

I gotta try this..

i hear if you put balls over your eyes for 20 minutes a day it reduces wrinkles. is there anything balls can't do?!

Make Kyle a man.

Ha!

CT: I need to get outside before I look like I need to be starring in the next Twilight flick...

Embrace paleness!!! I love being pale!

Yeah, being pale is fun.

...





Dark is good too!

I love being pale, too! Only thing is I got this farmers tan thing going and it looks horrible when i wear tank tops and such.

why tan? Just punch some teeth out and develop a taste for budweisser

CT: goddamn you fever! now i cant go to that Yankees game.

The Rangers are gonna romp. Pettitte SUCKS. Fuck the Yanks. RED SAWWWWWKS! WOOOO!

i hear if you put balls over your eyes for 20 minutes a day it reduces wrinkles. is there anything balls can't do?!

Make Kyle a man.

Hahahaha!

Ha!

CT: I need to get outside before I look like I need to be starring in the next Twilight flick...

Yeah. Good call.

Embrace paleness!!! I love being pale!

Eh...

Yeah, being pale is fun.

Eh...

...





Dark is good too!

Yes!

I love being pale, too! Only thing is I got this farmers tan thing going and it looks horrible when i wear tank tops and such.

I must admit, I'm about the same. My forearms and face and legs from the knees down are all quite a bit darker than the rest of me. This is because a) I pretty much don't bother with the beach anymore, and b) if you're the sort of person who picks up colour fairly well, it's just about impossible to not get somewhat tanned around here, since the sun is so fucking bright.

CT: and of course, my right forearm is the darkest part of my body.

Wear those really long rubber gloves to keep the fisting residue off it.

Since when has the sun been bright? 

CT: "Anti-Social.Com's Retarded StepChild!" I bet it's only a stepchild because of the retardedness.