You look like mother-daughter ...

It's no wonder I retracted my offer...!

You look like mother-daughter ...

It's no wonder I retracted my offer...!

You look like a skinny jewish banker! This is a fact. I actually don't look like a mom except in that one picture. You look like a skinny jewish banker in ALL your pictures.

You look like mother-daughter ...

It's no wonder I retracted my offer...!

You look like a skinny jewish banker! This is a fact. I actually don't look like a mom except in that one picture. You look like a skinny jewish banker in ALL your pictures.

Haha, HE DOES!

It's like Balor with the eye-patch. Nobody thinks he's really a pirate but it still looks sweet so there. You rock the Jewish banker look, bagman. Pay no mind to the rabbi rabble. What's important here is that if you actually are a jewish banker then it is not cool to look like one, but as long as that's not really you, I'm all for doing it. Same goes for Balor. If you're part of a scurvy crew then the eyepatch is trite and unimaginative but as long as you're not a pirate (or are a reformed pirate) then it's all good.

Oh fuck, I should see if I still have my eyepatch.

I do!

It's like Balor with the eye-patch. Nobody thinks he's really a pirate but it still looks sweet so there. You rock the Jewish banker look, bagman. Pay no mind to the rabbi rabble. What's important here is that if you actually are a jewish banker then it is not cool to look like one, but as long as that's not really you, I'm all for doing it. Same goes for Balor. If you're part of a scurvy crew then the eyepatch is trite and unimaginative but as long as you're not a pirate (or are a reformed pirate) then it's all good.

This is the raw definition of irony for the sake of irony.

eitje.

I just died a little inside ...

I don't have any pics of me as a pirate, but here's me as a zombie doing a cooking show:



P.S. That's bagman's girl's menstrual blood dripping down my face.

I thought it looked familiar ...

You're gonna give me nightmares triksy......you tricksy little hobbit

i had my last cigarette on january 17, 2007!! not even a drag since.

no tobacco for me for 3 years and 18 days. woo. 1 year and 8 months sober.

i am the boringest party animal ever.

I had my last cigarette... about ten minutes ago.  Think I'll have my next in about an hour.  Might have a shot of whiskey with it.

Since we're doing eye patches, here's my Rooster Cogburn:

Most recentish pic... ok its a year and a half old... but I look the same:


And yeah, Sasha is in that pic. I dunno who the Indian Austin Powers is tho...

That's my boyfriend! That picture is bad, I look better in this pic that Aasim, my boyfriend, took.

But we were busy trying to get drunk, so it dont matter what the picture looks like...

Here's my thing with Sasha and her pics ...
She's like the girl in Seinfeld; half the time she looks "meh" and half the time she looks good ...
(It's her features vs lighting make some of her pics not come out well)

Don't get me wrong, I really DO enjoy the pics where she looks good ...

Here's my thing with Sasha and her pics ...
She's like the girl in Seinfeld; half the time she looks "meh" and half the time she looks good ...
(It's her features vs lighting make some of her pics not come out well)

Don't get me wrong, I really DO enjoy the pics where she looks good ...

I'd still blow a load in her ass.

Offer is on the table if you ever feel like taking it up, Snausha.

Well, you don't have to worry about transmitting anything in the process ...

I think it is about lighting, because this pic is one of my favorites.


But yet I was in a pic on this website a few weeks ago, I think it was called takemeout.com or something and I looked like I had triple chin. 

Still a nailbiter I see...

Good lighting there indeed. You look very chilled out, but then you always do.

I will take that lack of reply as a maybe.

Trickilicious, you have a thing for dressing up like zombies.

Well, you don't have to worry about transmitting anything in the process ...

Thats not true... who knows what vile pestilence Dylan keeps under his foreskin...

Look, I have a love/hate with Sasha; I always have (although I have nothing personal against her) ...
I promise to be more tolerant of it in the future ...

Fact is, she is an attractive girl, or so I've seen ...
Fact carries to say that HER FEATURES don't carry well depending on how she's photographed ...

In the last pic shown, she's attractive, and it's a good pic ...
I enjoy those, however, there's pics where she's not-so-good ...

Its not her fault, it's just how it presents ...

I'll never take the fact she's attractive from her; it's just (pictorial-wise) a crap-shoot if it holds water ...

You're saying you'd bone her with Ian's dick, right?