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Current SEX thoughts(Read 405022 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #240 on: May 09, 2009, 04:37:56 PM
Oh. She wasn't talking to me. I'm a little slow today, or something.
Yeah, remember?  she doesn't hit the quote button, no matter what.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #241 on: May 10, 2009, 11:46:15 AM
not true.

current sex thought: my boyfriend is coming over soon and bringing me a coffee. i'm going to tell him all about the after hours i went to last night after work, and hopefully earn myself a good spank and fuck session. happy sunday to me.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #242 on: May 10, 2009, 11:47:44 AM
Can we trade lives for a day? I want some coffee & fucking.

you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #243 on: May 10, 2009, 12:12:07 PM
not true.

current sex thought: my boyfriend is coming over soon and bringing me a coffee. i'm going to tell him all about the after hours i went to last night after work, and hopefully earn myself a good spank and fuck session. happy sunday to me.

Make sure to spit his cum back in his mouth.
~
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #244 on: May 11, 2009, 02:06:45 AM
he's not gay, so that wouldn't happen.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #245 on: May 11, 2009, 03:28:38 AM
You and Krsna should hook up.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #246 on: May 11, 2009, 11:27:50 AM
Yeah, because not wanting to eat your own cum is highly unusual and she probably has a really hard time finding somebody who fits that description.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #247 on: May 11, 2009, 12:06:13 PM
in fact, i'm so horrified that there's as many guys here who feel so strongly that it's actually NOT gay to ingest their own cum, that i'm going to start polling my hetero guy friends about their thoughts on the matter. this can't be that common, can it??



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #248 on: May 11, 2009, 12:09:40 PM
You're about to find out if your friends are really gay.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #249 on: May 11, 2009, 12:12:19 PM
i'm so excited! (i think) i don't have any gay friends at the moment...maybe i'll get a new shopping buddy out of the deal!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #250 on: May 11, 2009, 12:16:08 PM
I don't have any strong feelings about the topic at all. I just think the measure by what this place defines homo is gay.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #251 on: May 11, 2009, 01:22:58 PM
So if a guy could suck his own dick, that would be gay?  No, that's just a really awesome masturbation method.  Masturbation in itself is gay.  If you enjoy jerking off that means you like jerking penises, so that is gay, right?

Your logic is gay.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #252 on: May 11, 2009, 02:39:45 PM
in fact, i'm so horrified that there's as many guys here who feel so strongly that it's actually NOT gay to ingest their own cum, that i'm going to start polling my hetero guy friends about their thoughts on the matter. this can't be that common, can it??

I doubt that any of your friends will admit to you that they like, if they do in fact enjoy it.

Hell, I know some people who like to do some fucked up sexual stuff, and don't even tell their GF or BF. They find other people to do it with instead who they know won't judge them. And yes, this is cheating. And no, I don't condone that sort of behavior or involve myself in it.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2009, 02:42:43 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #253 on: May 11, 2009, 02:47:31 PM
yeah, i've heard of those sorts of people. i believe in being 100% open with someone, sexually, as far as desires and fantasies and all that goes. but here's the thing about a guy licking up his own semen trails: why wouldn't he admit to it?


BECAUSE IT'S GAY.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #254 on: May 11, 2009, 02:55:08 PM
he wouldn't admit it for fear of his girlfriend calling him gay, then he'd go and find some other chick that would be willing to do freaky shit with him like that... just saying.

i think if people want to do those sorts of activities, and their partner isnt willing to do it, they should move on and find someone else to do that with and not cheat.

actually, to some guys, its just the idea of being forced to swallow their own cum that turns them on, but when faced with the reality of it, it's difficult for them to do it.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2009, 02:57:05 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #255 on: May 11, 2009, 03:16:47 PM
Tricky.......you are so fucking hawt.  And correct.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #256 on: May 11, 2009, 05:16:30 PM
double standards are geigh



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #257 on: May 11, 2009, 05:48:58 PM
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #258 on: May 11, 2009, 08:06:18 PM


Hell, I know some people who like to do some fucked up sexual stuff, and don't even tell their GF or BF. They find other people to do it with instead who they know won't judge them. And yes, this is cheating. And no, I don't condone that sort of behavior or involve myself in it.

TELL ME ABOUT IT!! Damn, my last BF wouldn't tell me he was Bi (and yes he did taste his own but he wouldn't do it in front of me) and I'm the most open fucking woman that I ever met. He could've told me he liked to suck off donkeys and I would have found him one and thought it was the coolest thing ever!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #259 on: May 11, 2009, 08:17:09 PM
Joygasm and Tricky are certainly ladies I'd most like to get sexual with.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #260 on: May 11, 2009, 08:20:06 PM
At the same time??



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #261 on: May 11, 2009, 08:21:49 PM
If possible!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #262 on: May 11, 2009, 08:24:51 PM
Hmmmm...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #263 on: May 12, 2009, 12:04:15 AM
You can lick your own jizz without them there.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #264 on: May 12, 2009, 12:07:27 AM
And lord knows i have ...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #265 on: May 12, 2009, 12:52:37 AM
Joygasm is like if Thrash and I had a baby. Oh god, scary thought! :P
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #266 on: May 12, 2009, 08:37:32 AM
in fact, i'm so horrified that there's as many guys here who feel so strongly that it's actually NOT gay to ingest their own cum, that i'm going to start polling my hetero guy friends about their thoughts on the matter. this can't be that common, can it??

I've never tasted my own semen, and I don't plan on starting.
But if I was in a long-term relationship with a girl, and she confided in me that she wanted me to try it, I would suck it up (figuratively) and take one for the team (also figuratively) to make her happy (literally).

I don't think that's gay.  I think that's someone that's committed to providing the best sexual experience he can to his chick.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2009, 08:39:56 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #267 on: May 12, 2009, 08:41:09 AM
You're about to find out if your friends are really gay.
krsna chokes off his woman, or drugs and play-rapes her.  that doesn't make him a murderer or a rapist - it's just fulfilling a fantasy.  all of the semen-filled corpses in his backyard are the indicators of a rapist/murderer.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #268 on: May 12, 2009, 09:29:38 AM
I saw it on opening weekend. I really liked it! Hugh Jackman is a fucking stud.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #269 on: May 12, 2009, 09:38:11 AM
You're about to find out if your friends are really gay.
krsna chokes off his woman, or drugs and play-rapes her.  that doesn't make him a murderer or a rapist - it's just fulfilling a fantasy.  all of the semen-filled corpses in his backyard are the indicators of a rapist/murderer.

 Orrrrrr murderer/rapist....