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Current SEX thoughts(Read 404759 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #330 on: May 20, 2009, 12:21:07 AM
Wait a minute.  I went over to Kyle's house today to borrow his Theremin and when I asked about chicks he did not mention this.  What the fuck Kyle?  You are such a chicken shit!

;)

Because I knew you'd give me shit.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #331 on: May 20, 2009, 03:09:55 AM
Soooo, you talk shit about him until you want to borrow one of his gadgets?
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #332 on: May 20, 2009, 03:17:06 AM
I think that's what she said
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #333 on: May 20, 2009, 06:43:27 AM
Isnt that the way with true love?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #334 on: May 20, 2009, 09:53:50 AM
Have him stretch it across your nose and mouth and then inhale deeply. That's how Tricky likes it.

I thought of a name for this move. I call it "The Fighter Pilot."
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #335 on: May 20, 2009, 10:55:25 AM
I thought of a name for this move. I call it "The Fighter Pilot."
You could go more specific, and call it the Iceman.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #336 on: May 20, 2009, 11:03:18 AM
Too vague. "Iceman" could be a lot of things.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #337 on: May 20, 2009, 12:02:58 PM
attn: all
memo: i'm so horny right now i think i'm going to have period sex tonight. uh oh. PUT A TOWEL DOWN!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #338 on: May 20, 2009, 12:13:36 PM
somewhere bagman is barfing into a trashcan.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #339 on: May 20, 2009, 12:15:16 PM
someone should shove him into the trashcan and make him rub his dick with his own puke.




what? that's weird, katie.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #340 on: May 20, 2009, 12:16:07 PM
Instead of a towel you should use some plastic sheeting. That way the clots will be easier to scrape up and eat.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #341 on: May 20, 2009, 12:18:57 PM
i just barfed onto bagman in the trashcan rubbing his dick with what is now a mingling of both our vomit.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #342 on: May 20, 2009, 02:31:13 PM
attn: all
memo: i'm so horny right now i think i'm going to have period sex tonight. uh oh. PUT A TOWEL DOWN!


^5



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #343 on: May 20, 2009, 03:07:55 PM
I thought of a name for this move. I call it "The Fighter Pilot."
You could go more specific, and call it the Iceman.

You could call it the Maverick. It might become Sarah Palin's new favourite thing to do!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #344 on: May 20, 2009, 05:55:30 PM
someone should shove him into the trashcan and make him rub his dick with his own puke.




what? that's weird, katie.

I LOLed.  That's like some Jim Gaffigan shit.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #345 on: May 20, 2009, 07:29:21 PM
I'd give you homo points for knowing something Jim Gaffigan would say but i see you're all full up.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #346 on: May 20, 2009, 07:31:09 PM
I get a homo point for watching stand-up comedy?  Makes sense.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #347 on: May 20, 2009, 09:13:38 PM
someone should shove him into the trashcan and make him rub his dick with his own puke.




what? that's weird, katie.

What is wrong with you? You're an odd one, hungry hippo.
PS: I didn't really slap the salami over that sexy thread of yours.

But you can pretend like this guy did.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #348 on: May 20, 2009, 09:15:54 PM
It shouldn't surprise me that you go around the interwebs looking for guys jerking off with hand puppets.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #349 on: May 20, 2009, 09:21:18 PM
Nothing should surprise you about me.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #350 on: May 20, 2009, 10:21:34 PM
It shouldn't surprise me that you go around the interwebs looking for guys jerking off with hand puppets.

more LOL
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #351 on: May 20, 2009, 11:33:15 PM
I..... can't...... look...... away....



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #352 on: May 21, 2009, 02:47:26 AM
no kidding.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #353 on: May 21, 2009, 08:21:19 AM
Hip and period sex.... that deserves another ^5.
While period sex is messy and the prep and cleanup is annoying, why should anyone let some vaginal blood stop them? That's what I always say.

Besides, I always attempt period sex on a new guy. If he refuses and claims "Ew icky!" I immediately think he's a raging pussy.


Go on guys, START HATIN!




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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #354 on: May 21, 2009, 09:18:50 AM
I found this, while looking for April O'Neil pictures.

http://loz.theroguesgallery.com/comics.htm
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #355 on: May 21, 2009, 11:36:35 AM
i've never dated a guy with any strong feelings on the period sex issue, either way. i'm the one who'd just rather dole out a hundred blowjobs that week instead of it.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #356 on: May 21, 2009, 11:41:21 AM
CST:  My last boner was caused by tricky :(
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #357 on: May 21, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
Mine too



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #358 on: May 21, 2009, 03:52:41 PM
i love blowjobs.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #359 on: May 21, 2009, 03:56:14 PM
Oh my God! Me too! It's like we're twins!

CST: When I came home a week or so ago I found a porno DVD in my computer called "My Favorite Blowjobs". I didn't put it there, my girlfriend did. She was watching blowjob porn. That's hot.
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