Wait a minute.  I went over to Kyle's house today to borrow his Theremin and when I asked about chicks he did not mention this.  What the fuck Kyle?  You are such a chicken shit!

Because I knew you'd give me shit.

Soooo, you talk shit about him until you want to borrow one of his gadgets?

I think that's what she said

Isnt that the way with true love?

Have him stretch it across your nose and mouth and then inhale deeply. That's how Tricky likes it.

I thought of a name for this move. I call it "The Fighter Pilot."

I thought of a name for this move. I call it "The Fighter Pilot."

You could go more specific, and call it the Iceman.

Too vague. "Iceman" could be a lot of things.

attn: all
memo: i'm so horny right now i think i'm going to have period sex tonight. uh oh. PUT A TOWEL DOWN!

somewhere bagman is barfing into a trashcan.

someone should shove him into the trashcan and make him rub his dick with his own puke.




what? that's weird, katie.

Instead of a towel you should use some plastic sheeting. That way the clots will be easier to scrape up and eat.

i just barfed onto bagman in the trashcan rubbing his dick with what is now a mingling of both our vomit.

attn: all
memo: i'm so horny right now i think i'm going to have period sex tonight. uh oh. PUT A TOWEL DOWN!

^5

I thought of a name for this move. I call it "The Fighter Pilot."

You could go more specific, and call it the Iceman.

You could call it the Maverick. It might become Sarah Palin's new favourite thing to do!

someone should shove him into the trashcan and make him rub his dick with his own puke.




what? that's weird, katie.

I LOLed.  That's like some Jim Gaffigan shit.

I'd give you homo points for knowing something Jim Gaffigan would say but i see you're all full up.

I get a homo point for watching stand-up comedy?  Makes sense.

someone should shove him into the trashcan and make him rub his dick with his own puke.




what? that's weird, katie.

What is wrong with you? You're an odd one, hungry hippo.
PS: I didn't really slap the salami over that sexy thread of yours.

But you can pretend like this guy did.

It shouldn't surprise me that you go around the interwebs looking for guys jerking off with hand puppets.

Nothing should surprise you about me.

It shouldn't surprise me that you go around the interwebs looking for guys jerking off with hand puppets.

more LOL

I..... can't...... look...... away....

no kidding.

Hip and period sex.... that deserves another ^5.
While period sex is messy and the prep and cleanup is annoying, why should anyone let some vaginal blood stop them? That's what I always say.

Besides, I always attempt period sex on a new guy. If he refuses and claims "Ew icky!" I immediately think he's a raging pussy.


Go on guys, START HATIN!

I found this, while looking for April O'Neil pictures.

http://loz.theroguesgallery.com/comics.htm

i've never dated a guy with any strong feelings on the period sex issue, either way. i'm the one who'd just rather dole out a hundred blowjobs that week instead of it.

CST:  My last boner was caused by tricky

Mine too

i love blowjobs.

Oh my God! Me too! It's like we're twins!

CST: When I came home a week or so ago I found a porno DVD in my computer called "My Favorite Blowjobs". I didn't put it there, my girlfriend did. She was watching blowjob porn. That's hot.