You are way too cool to your exes girlfriend.

For a long time, you were totally right.
Now I only speak to this one (mentioned above). The rest are kaput. Either I fucked the relationship up, or they did. Either way, we are exs for a reason so I cut contact because youre right, its like suicide.

I'm on good terms and still in touch with many of my exs. In fact, one is my wife's best friend. Thankfully, all of the relationships I have been in have ended amicably or indifferently. My marriage will end that streak if it ever does.

That's not good preface ...

Love isn't a battlefield, but sure as hell can be a quagmire.

I think I'm off the sex.

personal sharing:

much to my own surprise, i speak with both of my ex-boyfriends.

my first ex catches me on facebook chat here and there to ask what i'm up to. he broke my heart quite badly, but this long after the fact, over four years removed, i've realized he was just too old for me, and it was what it was, and is what it is. he knew i could do better as far as someone who was more devoted to me, and did me a huge favor in breaking my heart.

the more recent ex (we broke up last summer; i broke his heart) has moved across the country, and we speak about once a month on the phone. i broke up with him when i realized we were the very best of friends but not cut out to be lovers. he's doing great out there, and will probably be quite a famous chef one day. i definitely think i did what was best for the both of us, and he now realizes it too, even if it was hard for him at the time. we are holding up our friendship over the miles, to keep in touch, and update eachother on our lives over the course of the last year. we both want to stay in contact as we formed such a strong friendship bond when we were together. i see nothing wrong with this, and neither does my boyfriend. my ex's new girlfriend, on the other hand, is quite a different story.

The cunt!

I think I see her side completely, but from what he's told me they seem to have a pretty solid relationship growing, for which I am very happy. Hopefully we won't have to end the friendship in order for them to continue. I don't know her, nor how insecure she may be.

hip - I'd step back let your ex get on with building his new life, even if it's hard because you used to be great friends.

My ex in SF started dating this girl, Russian I believe, and she was super jealous of me even though I live all the way in Texas.  I guess she knew that my pussy has a tractor beam coming from it and can make any guy come to it.  Sheeeiiiit I'd be jealous too!

hip - I'd step back let your ex get on with building his new life, even if it's hard because you used to be great friends.

Yep.

agreed!

dear sex diary,

my goddamn period struck again today. the feisty bitch comes every fucking month without fail. no sex for five days...tragedy. good thing i love the fine art of the blowjob. maybe this will be the first time we have period sex? i'm super horny, but i'm not sure... i still think it's an uneccessary mess, though, when i can just blow him while pushing my vibrator onto myself and get off that way. or just blow him and masturbate later in the shower thinking about it. or just blow him in the shower and bring the vibrator along. or he can rub my pussy over my panties and whisper dirty things in my ear like that one time a few months ago that i still think about often. so many possibilities! well, that's all for today, sex diary. write more tomorrow.

dear sex diary,

my goddamn period struck again today. the feisty bitch comes every fucking month without fail. no sex for five days...tragedy. good thing i love the fine art of the blowjob. maybe this will be the first time we have period sex? i'm super horny, but i'm not sure... i still think it's an uneccessary mess, though, when i can just blow him while pushing my vibrator onto myself and get off that way. or just blow him and masturbate later in the shower thinking about it. or just blow him in the shower and bring the vibrator along. or he can rub my pussy over my panties and whisper dirty things in my ear like that one time a few months ago that i still think about often. so many possibilities! well, that's all for today, sex diary. write more tomorrow.

steamy!

Have you seen anything about the Birth Control pills that you only have your period FOUR TIMES / year?  THAT would be excellent.  Not quite as excellent as my method ~ i haven't had a "period" since i was about 30, due to an endometrial ablasion = cauterization of the lining of my uterus, making pregnancy impossible, but i got to keep all the equipment.

dear sex diary,

my goddamn period struck again today. the feisty bitch comes every fucking month without fail. no sex for five days...tragedy. good thing i love the fine art of the blowjob. maybe this will be the first time we have period sex? i'm super horny, but i'm not sure... i still think it's an uneccessary mess, though, when i can just blow him while pushing my vibrator onto myself and get off that way. or just blow him and masturbate later in the shower thinking about it. or just blow him in the shower and bring the vibrator along. or he can rub my pussy over my panties and whisper dirty things in my ear like that one time a few months ago that i still think about often. so many possibilities! well, that's all for today, sex diary. write more tomorrow.

change it up a bit and give him a rim job. new & exciting!

If he were a real man he would have held you down and fucked you in a fountain of blood a long time ago.

yeah!

If you'd stop giving him the "this will weird me out" vibe about period sex he could just throw a towel down and go to town and you could both live happily ever after.

Fixed. "Real men" will act "real" if given the opportunity, in most cases.

My ex in SF started dating this girl, Russian I believe, and she was super jealous of me even though I live all the way in Texas.  I guess she knew that my pussy has a tractor beam coming from it and can make any guy come to it.  Sheeeiiiit I'd be jealous too!

Hey, can I borrow that tractor beam ...
I need it to get Joygasm here ...

Yeah, where'd that bitch go?

the point is that, believe it or not, I don't like it.

Period sex during the first two days is no fun but after that I don't care.  But I would just do anal if it was up to me.  Try anal.  It is quite delightful!


Get your own tractor beam Thrash.

She does like anal, we talked her into it years ago, however, she says she doesn't want to do it with this guy ...

She does like anal, we talked her into it years ago, however, she says she doesn't want to do it with this guy ...

I wouldn't want to do anal with someone with a tiny cock either.

I thought you says on the old L-G that smaller cock work best for anal ...

If that's true then Dave's your man.

Or so I hear.

I thought you says on the old L-G that smaller cock work best for anal ...

Uh hello, I also didn't care for getting oral sex back then but I changed my mind about that too.


....and I heard the same thing about Dave.

I keep playing Wednesday night over and over in my head. My fwb gave me a blowjob under the night sky at this place called Wild Basin Preserve, during the Perseids meteor shower. That was probably one of the cooler things that's ever happened to me. I saw meteors flying by, and saw stars, literally and figuratively.

Speaking of crimson tide, it is her time of the month and I told her I'd still have sex with her (completely uncharacteristic of me - I know guys), but she said she was too embarrassed to have my penis covered in her menstrual blood. Heh.

Amatuer

She does like anal, we talked her into it years ago, however, she says she doesn't want to do it with this guy ...

I wouldn't want to do anal with someone with a tiny cock either.

He's actually far too big. I suppose if he really wanted to do it I would consider it, although would perhaps have to start lamaas(sp?) classes first.

Squirters are awesome.