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He did tell me quite often!
... well, that, and he'd kill me if I told


MORE SEX PLS THX BY(Read 14205 times)
Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #60 on: May 19, 2009, 11:43:48 PM
They look quite scrumptious.  I'll take an order with a side of your ass.....and some ketchup.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #61 on: May 19, 2009, 11:56:13 PM
Ass, fries and ketchup... Mmmmm



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #62 on: May 20, 2009, 01:04:29 AM
Ass, fries and ketchup... Mmmmm

Frankly, I'm imagining an asshole filled with ketchup, and dipping the fries directly in.  That does not sound appetizing.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #63 on: May 20, 2009, 01:44:11 AM
Hahahahaha! Man, you're right.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #64 on: May 20, 2009, 09:36:27 AM
Frankly, I'm imagining an asshole filled with ketchup, and dipping the fries directly in.  That does not sound appetizing.

Ewwwww. Even I won't go there.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #65 on: May 20, 2009, 02:43:56 PM
I'd try anything once.. *shrugs*



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #66 on: May 20, 2009, 09:25:11 PM
Don't you think all that acid in the ketchup would irritate your butt hole?
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #67 on: May 20, 2009, 09:34:25 PM
When he's done can I lick the leftover ketchup out?
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #68 on: May 20, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
Can I fill your entire ass with whipped cream and suck it out?  Kinda like a hetero-felching.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #69 on: May 21, 2009, 12:04:31 AM
Mmmmmmm. Can I fill yours too?



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #70 on: May 21, 2009, 12:05:12 AM
With what?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #71 on: May 21, 2009, 12:11:04 AM
Carrots??



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #72 on: May 21, 2009, 12:15:25 AM
Like, a single carrot or lots of baby carrots?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #73 on: May 21, 2009, 01:00:21 AM
How about canned carrots?



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #74 on: May 21, 2009, 01:09:45 AM
With what?

An affirmation that Danny boy has the gay.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #75 on: May 21, 2009, 01:11:17 AM
Yeah, it's super gay to want girls to violate you.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #76 on: May 21, 2009, 01:18:37 AM
Violating boys? Huh? Where do I sign up?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #77 on: May 21, 2009, 01:19:19 AM