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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own daddy can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree. It makes perfect sense.


MORE SEX PLS THX BY(Read 27203 times)
Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #60 on: May 19, 2009, 11:43:48 PM
They look quite scrumptious.  I'll take an order with a side of your ass.....and some ketchup.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #61 on: May 19, 2009, 11:56:13 PM
Ass, fries and ketchup... Mmmmm



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #62 on: May 20, 2009, 01:04:29 AM
Ass, fries and ketchup... Mmmmm

Frankly, I'm imagining an asshole filled with ketchup, and dipping the fries directly in.  That does not sound appetizing.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #63 on: May 20, 2009, 01:44:11 AM
Hahahahaha! Man, you're right.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #64 on: May 20, 2009, 09:36:27 AM
Frankly, I'm imagining an asshole filled with ketchup, and dipping the fries directly in.  That does not sound appetizing.

Ewwwww. Even I won't go there.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #65 on: May 20, 2009, 02:43:56 PM
I'd try anything once.. *shrugs*



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #66 on: May 20, 2009, 09:25:11 PM
Don't you think all that acid in the ketchup would irritate your butt hole?
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #67 on: May 20, 2009, 09:34:25 PM
When he's done can I lick the leftover ketchup out?
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #68 on: May 20, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
Can I fill your entire ass with whipped cream and suck it out?  Kinda like a hetero-felching.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #69 on: May 21, 2009, 12:04:31 AM
Mmmmmmm. Can I fill yours too?



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #70 on: May 21, 2009, 12:05:12 AM
With what?
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #71 on: May 21, 2009, 12:11:04 AM
Carrots??



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #72 on: May 21, 2009, 12:15:25 AM
Like, a single carrot or lots of baby carrots?
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #73 on: May 21, 2009, 01:00:21 AM
How about canned carrots?



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #74 on: May 21, 2009, 01:09:45 AM
With what?

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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #75 on: May 21, 2009, 01:11:17 AM
Yeah, it's super gay to want girls to violate you.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #76 on: May 21, 2009, 01:18:37 AM
Violating boys? Huh? Where do I sign up?
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #77 on: May 21, 2009, 01:19:19 AM