The guy and I were having a conversation about Baltimore and he was trying to sell me his cd, then tricky ran up and punched him in the mouth and yelled "nigger!".
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
You also may be able to pick up and drop items while sneaking to draw an enemy's attention - it worked for me the time I tried it, I'll have to experiment more to know if it really works.
Didn't go to long without one though, I was hired to steal one named Frost along with it's pedigree papers way down in Riften but used persuasion to take it from the guy I stole it for and now it's mine. He had actually bought the horse in a deal that got fucked up so once I persuaded him that I should just keep the horse instead of being paid it actually became my 'sort of legal' property.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!