There's one person that I met online that creeps the fuck out of me. He has a tickling fetish, and he uses a waterpick to tickle himself. I saw it, and it had blood all over it.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
You also may be able to pick up and drop items while sneaking to draw an enemy's attention - it worked for me the time I tried it, I'll have to experiment more to know if it really works.
Didn't go to long without one though, I was hired to steal one named Frost along with it's pedigree papers way down in Riften but used persuasion to take it from the guy I stole it for and now it's mine. He had actually bought the horse in a deal that got fucked up so once I persuaded him that I should just keep the horse instead of being paid it actually became my 'sort of legal' property.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!