Dear dirty hippies, I've been showering daily for thirty some years now, and you can't convince me that soap is going to hurt me. Thanks for listening, (_)_)===D
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
You also may be able to pick up and drop items while sneaking to draw an enemy's attention - it worked for me the time I tried it, I'll have to experiment more to know if it really works.
Didn't go to long without one though, I was hired to steal one named Frost along with it's pedigree papers way down in Riften but used persuasion to take it from the guy I stole it for and now it's mine. He had actually bought the horse in a deal that got fucked up so once I persuaded him that I should just keep the horse instead of being paid it actually became my 'sort of legal' property.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!