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And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36

And then Jesus went into the wilderness.  After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record.  - Acts 16:94

The Bible is full of such versus. 


News Dump Thread.(Read 39370 times)
Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #240 on: September 01, 2010, 08:54:34 AM
Aw give her a break, she is a cutie after all.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #241 on: September 01, 2010, 09:20:15 AM
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703632304575451414209658940.html

Does this article mean that Japanese dudes are playing video games instead of boning hot Japanese chicks? 



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #242 on: September 01, 2010, 10:13:35 AM
Aw give her a break, she is a cutie after all.

best.logic.ever



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #243 on: September 01, 2010, 10:24:51 AM
Time tested and proven to be effective.

hehehehe
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #244 on: September 01, 2010, 10:51:19 AM
shes not gonna sleep with you yknow..


I think this is why I like girls best who dont 'know' theyre pretty, or just how pretty they are.. Ugly bitches who think they're beautiful qualify as the worst.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #245 on: September 01, 2010, 11:02:37 AM
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/students-told-to-plan-terror-attack-20100825-13qx4.html

Now... had it been a muslim school, it might have made national tv headlines.

your meant to of said: "it might of made national tv headlines." why are you trying to sound all smart all of a sudden?

LOL.

Now THIS is ironic.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #246 on: September 01, 2010, 01:50:59 PM
Sakhi: do yourself a favor and stop addressing my posts. You have proven yourself inept yet again. You can't possibly be this dense.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #247 on: September 01, 2010, 04:14:45 PM
But it's so much fun!



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #248 on: September 01, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Answer me this: when you read my posts do you get the sensation of something whizzing over your head?



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #249 on: September 01, 2010, 05:43:21 PM
Nah, my bf can aim.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #250 on: September 01, 2010, 08:02:05 PM
Right between the eyes then eh?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #251 on: September 01, 2010, 11:04:38 PM
Nah, your bf can aim.

... would have been better
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #252 on: September 02, 2010, 12:23:52 AM
shes not gonna sleep with you yknow..



Eek, who would want to do that?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #253 on: September 04, 2010, 02:07:02 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #254 on: September 07, 2010, 12:56:49 PM
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #255 on: September 09, 2010, 12:43:31 PM
I like how no one cares about my potential death.  :'(

=P



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #256 on: September 09, 2010, 01:08:33 PM
I suspect it was one of the demilitarized ones sold as paper weights.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #257 on: September 12, 2010, 10:19:23 PM



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #258 on: September 13, 2010, 07:06:34 AM
I like the opinion poll at the end: Was burning the Koran and Bible disrespectful? Yes/No

Your media is as dense as ours.
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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #259 on: September 13, 2010, 07:23:25 PM
No shit... Murdoch dragged us all down to his level.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #260 on: September 30, 2010, 05:21:32 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #261 on: October 02, 2010, 02:35:21 AM
Faked death.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #262 on: October 02, 2010, 07:03:38 PM
No.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #263 on: October 02, 2010, 08:11:14 PM
People are fucking horrible.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #264 on: October 02, 2010, 11:57:12 PM



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #265 on: November 06, 2010, 09:09:41 AM
>>Druids welcomed in from cold <<

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Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: News Dump Thread. Reply #266 on: December 06, 2010, 01:54:50 AM