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Basically, all women who are above 110lbs. should be shot and killed. Doesn't matter what their height is. Because... FAT WOMEN ARE ALL WORTHLESS AND SHOULD DIE! ALL THEY ARE GOOD FOR IS ZOOMIE'S COCK! And all skinny women are pretty much worthless too, except more men want to fuck them.


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Zombieland on: October 05, 2009, 09:36:02 PM
Anyone else looking forward to seeing this?
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Re: Zombieland Reply #1 on: October 05, 2009, 10:36:31 PM
First to post 'I thought it said Zommieland'.
First to post 'What's the difference?'.
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Re: Zombieland Reply #2 on: October 06, 2009, 06:55:06 AM
I'll empty your brain but I won't necessarily eat it.
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Re: Zombieland Reply #3 on: October 06, 2009, 08:41:01 AM
He'll probably turn your skull into a chalice, though.



Re: Zombieland Reply #4 on: October 06, 2009, 08:54:25 AM
He'll probably turn your skull into a spittoon, though.
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Re: Zombieland Reply #5 on: October 06, 2009, 02:54:54 PM
He'll probably turn your skull into a portable urinal, though.

Correct answer.
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Re: Zombieland Reply #6 on: October 06, 2009, 03:09:22 PM
Report:  Sarah Mascara has already been to see this movie.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Zombieland Reply #7 on: October 06, 2009, 07:51:24 PM
If it's not on LG then it DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN
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Re: Zombieland Reply #8 on: October 07, 2009, 01:42:45 AM
It's true.



Re: Zombieland Reply #9 on: October 08, 2009, 05:57:53 AM
It was fuckin funny.

Poor Bill Murray.
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Re: Zombieland Reply #10 on: May 25, 2010, 03:34:25 PM
I love how I start threads like this and then don't see the movie till seven months later.

But yeah, I just saw this, and it was awesome.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Zombieland Reply #11 on: May 25, 2010, 11:39:31 PM
Bill should have known better than to pull that stunt.
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Re: Zombieland Reply #12 on: May 26, 2010, 01:05:19 AM
Bill should have known better than to make Lost In Translation.



Re: Zombieland Reply #13 on: May 26, 2010, 01:01:23 PM
Bill should have known better than to pull that stunt.

Yeah, it was pretty obvious what was gonna happen. Still, it made for a great "last breath" scene.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Zombieland Reply #14 on: May 26, 2010, 01:49:10 PM
I loved Zombieland.  The double tap is the best.  You can call anything a double tap.



Re: Zombieland Reply #15 on: May 26, 2010, 06:28:56 PM
I just torrented a dvd rip of Zombieland this morning and will be watching it soon.

Thanks to Lothar's heads up I have a good copy of "Defendoor" starring Woody which I really liked too.
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