I don't have to have sex with anyone in Japan. I just want to use the cute male hipster masses as accessorizes.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
He'll probably turn your skull into a spittoon, though.
He'll probably turn your skull into a portable urinal, though.
Bill should have known better than to pull that stunt.