When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds. Then I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off. People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
He'll probably turn your skull into a spittoon, though.
He'll probably turn your skull into a portable urinal, though.
Bill should have known better than to pull that stunt.