I don't fuck with my balls.

That's really interesting, since that's pretty close to what most people usually fuck with.

hmm, in all my years online, i dont think i have seen a pic of ball insertion.

i have definitely seen a video of a guy pulling his balls out of a woman's ass. it is awesome. awesomer when viewed backwards, though, because it looks like her asshole is sucking them in.

I LOLed.

dogs in a bathtub.

I don't fuck with my balls.

do you do any manscaping, you know, down there?

fucking iphone thinks it knows what i'm trying to type.
i also realized it's the culprit for my typo in another thread when i was trying to backwardly insult the retarded antics of some 20 year old slunt. goddamnit, computer! you can't get one over on me for very long!

^ Hah. Sure it was.

I would like to see this video and subscribe to your pamphlet or newsletter

do you do any manscaping, you know, down there?

Nope.

GREYBUSH WALKING!!!

I would like to see this video and subscribe to your pamphlet or newsletter

W3rd!
I wonder if it's on eFukt ...

do you do any manscaping, you know, down there?

Should he?
Haven't we discussed this before?

have we?
i think a man should tame that shit, that's all. it can get scaaaaaaar-ree! i shave everything as often as is healthy for my skin. i wish i could afford to somehow painlessly and scar-tissue free permanently remove all hair from my body, well everything from the armpits down (except regular arm hair, which is sparse and blonde and normal).

I like to floss after I eat.. not during.

http://hacked.free-bsd.org/funstuff/movies/balls_in_ass.mpeg

but, him, i can't find the backwards version. just use your imagination.

i think a man should tame that shit, that's all. it can get scaaaaaaar-ree! i shave everything as often as is healthy for my skin. i wish i could afford to somehow painlessly and scar-tissue free permanently remove all hair from my body, well everything from the armpits down (except regular arm hair, which is sparse and blonde and normal).

You can. There's those patches you can get which, after a while, stop your hairs from growing. They break your hair roots or such, and the hairs can't be held in place.

I dont know how reliable these would be though. http://www.hairfacts.com/methods/transdermal.html

http://hacked.free-bsd.org/funstuff/movies/balls_in_ass.mpeg

I would not have expected to find that on the free BSD site.

Yeah, I looked twice at that as well ...

That was awesome, thanks Luke.

luke?! wtf are you thanking him for? man, give credit where credit is due!

luke?! wtf are you thanking him for? man, give credit where credit is due!

man, you leave for one day, and you have to defend your honor, and fight for your credit!

Bwahahahaha!

It's a prison here, man ...

no posts here since last month? geez! here's a somewhat newish picture of me!



ohhh, freckers.

and that is my cat, ood. yes, he is named after a race of aliens from doctor who.

That kitty is sooo cute. *snuggles*

Here's pictures of stuff I sewed:





edit: my camera sucks so bad, I almost can't believe it....

nice! i have been sewing lately, too. made some dresses for my daughter and uhm, this bear



and a bunny but i haven't put the ears on yet.

i want to make an adult sized dress but i haven't got the materials just now.

i have had my machine for over a year but until recently i was horribly intimidated by it for some reason and didn't use it at all. i'm trying to get the hang of it.

I made a pillowcase in form 1

I'm working on a weird necklace/ harness thing.

That bear is really good actually and I don't give sewing compliments lightly.  I wanted to sew a tooth doll with menacing eyes and blood on it's evil grin, but I am waiting until I have a kid.

I made a pair of Thai fisherman's pants. Ninety minutes from buying the fabric to finished product. I was going to start an etsy store to sell them but you can buy them direct from an importer for $10 less than I would charge.

Next idea...