Every six months Zoomie goes without sex, we find out about another newly acquired pet or sailboat.
Don't hate Taiko. You have absolutely everything in common.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Who's the hipster now, huh?Is that John Waters? AWESOME.
She's damned cute, she's got freckles, she's got pretty toes and she's substantive (read: not so stick thin I'd be afraid of breaking parts of you off).And your wicked sense of humor doesn't hurt either.